Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #27 Group of people parked on the side of the road looking in a barn.
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #25 - 26 Paint cans in the middle of the road.
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #13 Britons v Romans
Days in lockdown: 311Mood: Stable and cheery Blah blah blah, remain stable, blah blah blah, doing well with daily life, blah blah blah, I’m sleeping at...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #24 Woman screaming
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #12 Tha thu sgoinneil!*
Days in lockdown: 303Mood: Pretty good! This week. Amirite? In an effort to be timelier with writing my weekly missives, I started several drafts this week...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #23 German Shepherd with a red collar keeps coming into the store.
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #11.25 Unpopular Opinion: I’m Not Paying For Your Newsletter
I’m going to strike the irony while it’s hot by complaining something in the very medium I’m complaining about.A few days ago, a newsletter I thought was...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #11 Wonderful Things
Days in lockdown: 293Mood: Slightly manic but with a touch of wonderEvery year for the last ten years, Linda Holmes, the beloved NPR pop culture critic, has...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #22 Caller says cows are starting to get rowdy
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #10: nothing’s changed; nothing could be wrong
Days in lockdown: 289Mental status: slight manic spikes with bouts of rage Christmas was completely and utterly underwhelming. Every year I try to do...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #21 Appears to be ice fishing
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #9: holiday ho ho ho
Days in lockdown: 282Mental status: Fine. (more or less) No one can ever use my bathroom. Ever. See, I hate cleaning our shower. It’s a fuck-me shower with...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #20 Someone stole caller’s snow plow
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #19 Someone stole caller’s snow plow Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper,...
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears
Days in lockdown: 275Mental status: mental cycling I confessed to my therapist at our last session I had begun cycling again and I was overly exhausted...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #19 Caller’s cat is looking at him.
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #17/#18
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #7: Mix Tape
Days in lockdown: 260Mental status: Mostly good with a titch of SAD While we were isolating at the cabin, I cleaned out the remaining boxes of crap, about a...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #16 Injured fox in the roadway. Caller wrapped it in a blanket
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #15 Neighbors’ horses are outside of the fence
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #14 Possible underaged “party at the port”
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
