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Issue #25 Harvest Moon
October 8, 2017
re: Job HuntSince we last spoke, I was in talks with the PI firm and a bookstore for possible interviews and those interviews have come and gone. The PI firm...
Issue #24 The Find A Job Issue
September 30, 2017
After a long, cool, temperature wise, summer in Northern Michigan, we're back in Louisville for the winter. I sound so posh, don't I? "We have a place in...
Issue #23 Ordering vegetables at a restaurant makes me sad
July 4, 2017
I've been obsessing over a girl and not in the "wow, I want to fuck her" sense but in an "wow, I want to be her and have her life" sense. I want to tell you...
Issue #22 hot as hades
May 18, 2017
I was right—having a newsletter (specifically on TinyLetter) is gaining new readers as opposed to the supposed staleness of my blog. Hi, new readers! Also,...
Issue #21 Don't Look Back in Anger
May 4, 2017
TEH is making dinner (cheeseburgers and pan fried potatoes) and I find myself as antsy now as I have been all day. There are small chores to be done...
Issue #20 Kneeled in Prayer
April 30, 2017
The aftermath of mother's death is taking an interesting turn—I feel nothing. Benumbed, insensible, unfeeling, dead, deadened, insensitive, without feeling,...
Issue #19 Elegies
April 27, 2017
Mumsy died on April 18, 2017.Everyone that knew about her death kept asking if I was okay. The best I could put was that I was numb. I had spent my adult...
Issue #18 Let Them Eat Cake
April 17, 2017
Across the Ohio River, in the hamlet of New Albany, IN, lies a bakery that sells, fairly inexpensively, cake in a cup. One plastic quart container of cake...
Issue #17 Food Delivery
April 14, 2017
“What will move me beyond this state of anesthesia?” - Siddhartha MukherjeeI dreamt I was killing my dog.Every day, Thursday takes 150mg of Trazodone for her...
Issue #16 The Enormity of It All
April 4, 2017
Recently I was at Kroger finishing the last of our errands when I came across a strapping young lad wiping down the dust from the top shelves. He walked,...
Issue #15 I think we may be in an alien zoo
October 3, 2016
Hello, friends! I missed last week but in my defense, we had company over the weekend and up until this past Thursday (not the dog) and we've started the...
Issue #14 I feel sexy in anything, even in a body bag
September 20, 2016
My dearest kittens -- apologies for not getting this out on Saturday! My exMIL headed home that day and we also took Thursday the pug to the emergency vet...
Issue #13 Naughty Nuns, Flatulent Monks, and Other Surprises
September 9, 2016
Pumpkin spice latte fiends! Just kidding -- I hate pumpkin spice but I'm sure there are some of you who would disagree with me. You do you, my friend. You do...
Issue #12 The larceny of the black pants
September 4, 2016
(Yes, I know I'm two days late -- relaxing apparently is time consuming and it's a holiday weekend.)My loves! Another week has gone by and what a crazy...
Issue #11 To me you are perfect
August 26, 2016
My beautiful darlings -- first, time for me to shill! My beautiful friend Steph does a 50 mile walk every year to raise money for MS. Be a dear and donate!...
Issue #10 Nice boys don't kiss like that
August 19, 2016
Dearest -- I hope all is well with you this fine Saturday. There is some big news going on in my little world that once I feel more comfortable, in due time,...
Issue #9 She is not a writer at all, really; she is merely a gifted eccentric
August 12, 2016
My dearest darlings! Hello to you and you and you. Why yes, I've had quite a few cups of coffee this morning and a protein fueled breakfast. Why do you...
Issue #8 Sometimes madness is wisdom
August 5, 2016
Dear Internet, I'll start out with the tiresome, "Can you BELIEVE it's August?" because while it is a predictable rhetoric, it's also very true. Next week...
Issue #7 Not sure where the end point is, but is pretty sure it's in Michigan
July 29, 2016
Dear Internet,Here we are yet again. Can you believe it's been over a year since I last sent out a newsletter and I've moved house at least twice since then?...
Issue #6 - Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world.
July 4, 2015
Dear Internet,Sit! I have a lot to tell you as it has been five whole months, so you know there is a lot! The theme this letter is Kingsman: The Secret...
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