Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #4 Unruly female causing a scene.
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID: Issue #3 Lippy Kids
Days in quarantine: 164 I bought more concert tickets:You are reading that correctly: Dublin, Belfast, Glasgow, and one ticket not shown, Cardiff. Wales,...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #3 Caller Said it Sounded Like a Person Screaming
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of Covid: Issue #2 You Already Know This DIY Recipe
Days in quarantine: 157I skipped last Sunday, so sue me.I thought life was more or less okay recently. I was raging, sure, and picking fights with people...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #2 Someone cut and stole caller’s Donald Trump flag.
Every week, Leelanau County's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #1 Four mattresses have been dumped along the roadway.
Every week, Leelanau County's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of Covid: Issue #1 Goats in the middle of the road. One has a bucket on its head.
Today marks our 138th day in lockdown.The current dumpster fire of 2020 continues to accelerate and my daily news intake is no longer of one of surprise....
In the Year of our Lord of Covid: Issue #0 Hi.
Hi.It's been 13 months since my last missive. I've been told people miss my writing and I miss the fawning so here we are. One of my Kate friends (HI KATE!)...
things i consume: Issue #2 July 2019
I did not miss June! I realized when I sent out the first issue, I had the wrong month so July it is! If you're a fan of irreverant, chatty, hilarious guests...
things i consume: Issue #1 May 2019
New feature sent on the first of the month; here are things I am consuming:Now that "Fixer Upper" is no longer on the air, Buzzfeed recounts the history of...
Issue #52: To Be or Not To Be Is Always My Eternal Fucking Question
I did not have to cut a bitch as I now have a job.I have a TinyLetter extolling the hows, why, and wherefores of said job but this is not why I'm here today...
Issue #51 This Is What It Feels Like When A Battery Is Drained Of Power
I have finally figured it out my malaise: I'm mentally and emotionally exhausted.I toyed with the idea for the last few years I must be depressed but I did...
Issue #50 Ultimate Beauty
I joined Overeaters Anonymous (OA) before Christmas. Only a few people know and I hesitate about talking about it, but just as being crazy is now becoming...
Issue #49 It's The End of the World As I Know It and I Suppose I Feel Okay Even Though Most Things Are A Dumpster Fire
I've been thinking a lot on the idea of a sense of self, my self, my goals, and desires not just for the new year but for always. My daily state of being is...
Issue #48 Birth + Life + Death
Dear Internet,A lot has happened in the last couple of weeks to the extent there is almost too much to process My brother-in-law (TEH’s brother) unexpectedly...
Issue #46 Heart Beats
I quit Facebook and Twitter earlier this week. I am like the thousands of other people who quit (mostly) social media on the reg. (I kept Instagram because...
Issue #45 Get Lucky
I said recently to Kate that my exuberance in the author Caitlin Moran (website, wiki, twitter, insta) and obsessing over her and her work, and by obsessing...
Issue #44 The Lisabury Tales
Are you sitting down?No, really. Are you sitting down?(I would also not have a drink near you.)I got a job.An honest to goodness job that while I will not be...
Issue #43 Am I not my body?
Roxane Gay is a culture critic, writer, and essayist who is also an all-around badass. I've known about Roxane for years now at least since her book Bad...
Issue #42 Paroxysm
My life is ruled with the iron fist of anxiety that even Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, the strongest man in Iceland, cannot break its chains.I’m on the birth...
