Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #21 Appears to be ice fishing
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #9: holiday ho ho ho
Days in lockdown: 282Mental status: Fine. (more or less) No one can ever use my bathroom. Ever. See, I hate cleaning our shower. It’s a fuck-me shower with...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #20 Someone stole caller’s snow plow
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #19 Someone stole caller’s snow plow Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper,...
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears
Days in lockdown: 275Mental status: mental cycling I confessed to my therapist at our last session I had begun cycling again and I was overly exhausted...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #19 Caller’s cat is looking at him.
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #17/#18
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #7: Mix Tape
Days in lockdown: 260Mental status: Mostly good with a titch of SAD While we were isolating at the cabin, I cleaned out the remaining boxes of crap, about a...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #16 Injured fox in the roadway. Caller wrapped it in a blanket
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #15 Neighbors’ horses are outside of the fence
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #14 Possible underaged “party at the port”
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #13 Law enforcement checking on motorists. “They were just taking photographs.”
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #12 Male walking down middle of the road
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID: Issue #6 The Universal Want
Days in lockdown: 220Mental status: 90% stable because you cannot medicate all emotions I’m writing this on Sunday to be sent on Monday since I sent the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #10/11 Caller’s ex-wife and daughter are trying to start issues
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #8/9 Caller Bit by a Parrot
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #7 Subject was showering. Disregard.
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #5: Deep in These Woods
Days in quarantine: 185Brain status: Awake and possibly manic It’s was 5:52 AM when I started. This is all you need to know about my brain right now. Note:...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #6 Large cows in the road
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #5 Husky trying to eat caller’s rabbits
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID: Issue #4 A Human's Guide to My Brain
Days in quarantine: 170Brain status: Manic Here we are again, mania my old friend. For the last week, I’ve been feeling pretty good! My mood tracker tells me...
