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Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #35 Found some questionable pictures/DVDs
March 30, 2021
Throbbing Cabin is located in Leelanau County whose local weekly newspaper, the Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #33 – 34 Miniature horses are at large
March 23, 2021
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #17 Tell Me All About Your Mother
March 21, 2021
Weight: 318.7Days in lockdown: One year + 8 daysMood: tired Then: First, welcome to all the new subscribers who came here from Links I Would Gchat You If We...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #16 A Frank Discussion on Being Fat Part 2
March 13, 2021
Weight: 320.8Days in lockdown: One year + one dayMood: Contemplative HousekeepingWhile I track my weight on my phone, I also thought it would be nice to...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #32 Caller wants to report her tires are again low on pressure
March 10, 2021
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #15 A Frank Discussion on Being Fat Part 1
March 6, 2021
Days in lockdown: 359Mood: Cheery with a touch of rage against the man This morning I weighed 322.8lbs. My highest weight was 338.3. The last time I weighed...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #31 Caller hit what he believes to be a bobcat
March 2, 2021
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #29 – 30 Subject refuses to leave the post office
February 23, 2021
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #14 Songs to sing when you make sandwiches
February 20, 2021
Days in lockdown: 345Mood: I have songs I sing when I do stuff so I reckon pretty good The business that owns the parking lot behind our building, which is...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #28 … does not want an officer to come to his residence because he does not trust anyone now
February 9, 2021
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #27 Group of people parked on the side of the road looking in a barn.
February 4, 2021
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #25 - 26 Paint cans in the middle of the road.
January 27, 2021
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #13 Britons v Romans
January 18, 2021
Days in lockdown: 311Mood: Stable and cheery Blah blah blah, remain stable, blah blah blah, doing well with daily life, blah blah blah, I’m sleeping at...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #24 Woman screaming
January 12, 2021
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #12 Tha thu sgoinneil!*
January 10, 2021
Days in lockdown: 303Mood: Pretty good! This week. Amirite? In an effort to be timelier with writing my weekly missives, I started several drafts this week...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #23 German Shepherd with a red collar keeps coming into the store.
January 5, 2021
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #11.25 Unpopular Opinion: I’m Not Paying For Your Newsletter
January 4, 2021
I’m going to strike the irony while it’s hot by complaining something in the very medium I’m complaining about.A few days ago, a newsletter I thought was...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #11 Wonderful Things
January 2, 2021
Days in lockdown: 293Mood: Slightly manic but with a touch of wonderEvery year for the last ten years, Linda Holmes, the beloved NPR pop culture critic, has...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #22 Caller says cows are starting to get rowdy
December 29, 2020
Every week, Leelanau county’s (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #10: nothing’s changed; nothing could be wrong
December 26, 2020
Days in lockdown: 289Mental status: slight manic spikes with bouts of rage Christmas was completely and utterly underwhelming. Every year I try to do...
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