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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display."I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good...
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."Customer: "Ok."Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."Tech Support: "Ok....
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The police station received a phone call from a distraught man. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he...
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A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had...
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John Kallam graduated with a BA in criminology and entered the U.S. Army. He served for 20 years beginning in the late 1930's. He was an investigator during...
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Dear Son,We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. I won't be...
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The old principal made it to a practice to visit his classes once a month to test the students' knowledge.He walked into the 4th grade class, where the...
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Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at...
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.Maria: Here it is.Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?Class:...
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Purim is for alcoholics. Pesach is for OCDs. Shavuos is for insomniacs, and Lag B’omer is for pyromaniacs who weren’t satisfied with Chanukah.(Note:...
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The latest telephone poll taken by the California Governor's office asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious...
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Teacher: "Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son."Father: "What's that?"Teacher: "With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating."Please...
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Teacher: "Didn't you promise to behave?"Johnny: "Yes, sir."Teacher: "And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbehaved?"Johnny: "Yes, sir, but since I...
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Rafi's father said, "Let me see your report card."Rafi replied, "I don't have it.""Why not?" His father asked."My friend borrowed it. He wants to scare his...
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling...
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The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator, "Do you know what...
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Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on...
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There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells,...
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One day, the President called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office. He was very furious and said, "My daughter is very upset because she...
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The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front...