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A customer was really hassling an El Al agent at the ticket counter in Tel Aviv – yelling and screaming. But the agent was polite and pleasant, and smiled...
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A German doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6...
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Jabbar was recalling his days as a suicide bomber to his friend Sayeed.“You know, the reason why many Arabs fail on their mission is because they dress up...
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Muhammad was recalling his days as a suicide bomber to his friend Achmed. “I was sitting on the bus and when I felt the moment was just right, I closed my...
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A Russian astronaut runs into Stalin's office and says: "Sir, have you heard? The Americans have successfully sent astronauts to the moon.""Well, we can't...
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Napoleon Bonaparte was sitting with the members of his war cabinet when he suddenly slapped the minister on his right in full view of all the other...
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Rabbi Shapiro had to go to Buffalo to officiate at a wedding but missed his bus. He asked at the bus station if there was a bus to Toronto that perhaps the...
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Moshe was 88 years old and went to see his financial advisor.“So what do you think is an appropriate investment for me?” asked Moshe.“Well,” replied the...
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Moshe and Abe were partners in a very successful clothing factory. It had been in operation for many years and there wasn’t much they didn’t know about the...
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When Albert Einstein was young, he was regularly invited to speak at various conferences. But he nearly always found himself wishing that he was back in his...
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A Rabbi, a cantor, and a Shul president were driving to a seminar when they were kidnapped. The hijackers asked the three of them to hand over all of their...
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Levi went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold that wouldn’t clear up. His doctor prescribed him some pills, but they didn't...
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At the airline check in Yankel has three bags. He puts them down and says to the young lady, "I'd like you to send this one to Los Angeles, that one to Hong...
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A wealthy man threw a party in honor of his son's graduation from university. A poor man happened to be in the vicinity, and joined the party. Amidst all the...
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Fabritzi, Jacques, and Moshe are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. Fabritzi asks for a Pepperoni Pizza...
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Dovid is telling a new joke to Yossi. "Yitzchak and Chaim were talking one day..." Right away, Yossi interrupts him. "Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a...
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It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted and the local baker was just about to close up shop when...
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“I, Shmuel Cohen, being of sound mind do hereby declare this to be my last will and testament. To my son Moshe, my first born, I leave one million dollars...
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While waiting for her first appointment in the reception room of Dr. Leah Cohen, her new dentist, Miriam Kleinman suddenly remembered that a tall girl with...
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By chance, Esther meets her friend Becky at the mall. "Well fancy seeing you here," says Esther, "I haven't seen you for at least a year. How's everything?"...
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A Jewish immigrant arrives by ship to New York City from Europe. The immigration inspector at Ellis Island asks him his first and last name, age, and...
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Visiting a genealogist, a man asked how much it would cost to have his family tree traced. “It could cost thousands of dollars,” said the woman. “I see....
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I was flying between Toronto and Ottawa. It's only a 9 minute flight and so, to save money, I flew with a small airline in a little, twin-engine plane. About...
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At a packed airport ticket counter all ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. A man toward the end...
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After returning from a trip overseas, my luggage did not show up in the airport baggage area. Being a frequent flyer I knew the drill and went to the lost...
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A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the...
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It was the man’s first trip by airplane. He was frightened and nervous. As the engines began to roar, he gripped the arms of his seat, closed his eyes, and...
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My flight is getting ready to be pushed back from the gate when I get tapped on the shoulder from a lady sitting behind me. "We are so blessed today, we have...
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"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy, while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Johnny, I...
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A lady moved from Phoenix to Seattle and when she arrived it was raining. While she moved in, it rained. The next day it rained, and the next, and then the...
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A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst. He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up and says, "Is my wife here?" His wife replies, "Yes,...
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Joe Biden was walking through Manhattan and saw a long queue. Wondering what is was for, he joined it. People would look over their shoulder, see that is was...
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The Japanese Prime Minister was invited to USA for a meeting with President Biden. The translator in Japan told him that when he sees Biden he should greet...
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Itzik Epstein enrolled in the elite Israeli Paratrooper unit called “Tzanchanim” and while its soldiers are known for their bravado, Itzik was a little...
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An old man goes over to his friend and gives him $1,000,000 and says, "When I die please bury me with either the money I just gave you or something you...
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Michael Rosen was arrested for embezzling $100,000 from the bank in order to pay for his kids’ Jewish school tuition.As the policeman, who also had kids in...
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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he...
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While addressing the Soviet Council, Stalin gets a note: "Somebody plans to kill you."Stalin continues his speech undisturbed. Then he receives a second...
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Stalin fell into a pond and was going under water for the third time. A local farmer saw him, jumped in and pulled him out of the water and to safety. The...
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The following is allegedly the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995,...
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The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benjy was coming up to his 108th birthday so they sent one of their reporters to interview him."How do you account for...
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Isaac was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Rivka dies. At the cemetery, Isaac's friends and family are appalled to see that the...
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Fun things to do on the first day of schoolThis is for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you do any of these things on the first day of...
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Israel's economy is in a bad way, inflation is getting higher and immigrants are flooding in from all over the world. Problems, problems, problems, but what...
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Howard was 90 years old, very ill and in the hospital, and his Rabbi went to pay him a visit.As the Rabbi walked up to the bed, Howard 's condition began to...
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Several days ago, as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets....
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David's father meets the school principal and asks, "So, how is my David behaving in school?" The Principal replies, "Your David, wow! If only there were 3...
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Sam, Abbe and Moishe were waiting in line to get into Heaven. When Sam gets to the front of the line, the Angel said, "Before you can enter you must tell me...
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Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a swear word; those...
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It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new chief, who was really a Jew dressed like an Indian, if the winter was going to be...