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A Mossad agent, a CIA agent, and a KGB agent decide to make a bet on which agency has better training.The rules are simple: there are two elephants hidden in...
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A boy walks home an hour late to class, the teacher asks him, "Why are you so late?"The boy replies, "I stopped two boys from beating each other up."The...
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Yossi: "Dad, remember you told me that if I get a good grade I'll get 500 shekels?" Dad: "Yes, and..." Yossi: "So I saved you 500 shekels."Please Daven for...
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A child returns home happy and says to his mother: "Mom! I stepped on someone's foot. I immediately apologized and he gave me chocolate." Mother: "How nice,...
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A Rabbi, a priest, and an imam are talking over lunch and before long find themselves discussing how much of the weekly offering is appropriate to keep and...
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As I was coming back from Canada, I stopped at the border and the officer asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?" I opened my bag. "What do you...
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A young woman comes to work breathing heavily. "That was the most harrowing car ride I've ever had!""What happened?" her co-worker asked. "I called a taxi...
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A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he arrived at classroom, he saw ten rods with platforms with...
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A little old lady answered her door only to be confronted by a young vacuum cleaner salesman."Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of...
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The class homework was to write about something unusual that had happened in the previous month.Little Johnny stood up to read his: "Daddy fell in the well...
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Father: "So you want to be my son-in-law, do you?"Young man: "Not particularly, but since I want to marry your daughter, I haven't much choice!"Please Daven...
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"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" asked the waiter."I'll have tea," replied the first customer."Me too," said the second customer, "and be sure the cup is...
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A murderer was secured to the electric chair, about to be executed.The chaplain approached him and asked, "Do you have any last requests?""Yes," replied the...
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Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Airline P.A. System:"Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind...
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The eight Saddam Hussein body doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime minister, comes in and says,...
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Police Officer Quotes:"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.""The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them a...
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A student said to Professor Stigler: "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me."To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but...
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A judge scowled down at a repeat offender before him. "Haven't I seen you in here many times already? And didn't I tell you that I never wanted to see you in...
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To impress his wealth client, an entrepreneur businessman invited him to a very chic Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu...
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It was a dark, stormy, night. The marine was on his first assignment and it was guard duty.A general stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young...