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Patient: “Doctor, are the test results ready yet? I’m dying of curiosity!” Doctor: “Uh… Not only from curiosity.”Please Daven for the unconditional release...
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A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. He sees there a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The...
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Rochel asked her mother, “Do all fake stories start with 'Once upon a time'?” Her mother looked over to her husband and replied, "No, sometimes they start...
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US General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked after 9/11, “What do we do about Osama bin Laden? Can we forgive him?” He replied, “Forgiveness is up to G-d. I just...
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A commercial pilot in the 1950s was flying into Frankfurt airport when the tower told him, "You are clear to land on runway three and then taxi to gate...
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A British man visits Australia. The customs officer asks, "Do you have a previous criminal history?"The Brit replies, "I didn't realize that was still a...
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“Comrade Rabinowitz," the KGB officer asked, "why weren’t you present at the last meeting of the Communist Party?”Rabinowitz responded, “No one told me it...
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Stalin, during a speech: “I am prepared to give my blood for the cause of the working class, drop by drop.”A note is passed up to the podium: “Dear Comrade...
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A missile silo officer falls asleep during his watch, with his face on the control board, and accidentally hits the "big red button". An angry colonel bursts...
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Two foxes on a road during the Stalinist terror of 1937.First fox: “Where are you going in such a hurry?”Second fox: “Haven’t you heard? There’s a rumor...
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A Russian guy during Communist times stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, and doesn't buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he's up...
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An old Jew is on his deathbed. With a weak voice he announces he wants to join the Communist Party. A happy Party member rushes to him with filled out...
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Siberia Prisoner 1: I'm here because I always arrived at work 15 minutes early. They convicted me for espionage.Prisoner 2: I'm here because I always arrived...
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A man dies and goes up to heaven. The angel asks him, "Where were you born?"The man thinks for a moment and says, "Lemberg, Austria-Hungary.""Where did you...
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A new arrival to the Gulag is asked, "What were you given fifteen years for?" "For nothing!" he replies. "Don't lie to me," the old timer says. "Everybody...
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Alexander Poskrebyshev, a Communist Party secretary, is standing outside the Kremlin as Marshal Zhukov leaves a meeting with Stalin, and he hears Zhukov...
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President Barack Obama is visiting a school and in one class, he teaches the young students about a new word: 'tragedy'. Then, he asks them to use it in a...
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When Ariel Sharon came to Washington for meetings with George W. Bush and for a state dinner, Mrs. Bush decided to bring in a special Kosher chef and offer a...
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A New York Jew was traveling by train to Texas. He was a bit nervous since he'd never left the city and had heard wild tales of lawlessness out west,...
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A Jewish businessman is on a business trip to Texas. He meets a very large Texan wearing a big cowboy hat, who starts bragging to him. The Texan says, “Howdy...