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"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital…" "Jeremy, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now. Please stop starting every phone conversation we have...
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Two Texan farmers, Jim and Bob are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers. Jim turns to Bob, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves...
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The British government sent a message to America: "We have your president. If you don't pay us $5 million in the next 24 hours, we will give him back to...
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Lawyer: "What would you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?" Witness: "Good morning, Your Honor."Today’s joke was taken from MIT.edu.Please Daven for the...
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Comments made by teachers on their student report cards: 1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. Your child has...
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Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. “If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,”...
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A sergeant major was carrying a heavy box on the army base when he passed a Lieutenant. He greeted the Lieutenant, but he didn’t salute for obvious reasons....
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A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me...
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Even with a hundred games, dolls, and crafts to choose from, a customer at the toy store still couldn’t find a thing for her grandson. “Maybe a video or...
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Walking through a supermarket, a young woman noticed an old lady following him around. She ignored her for a while, but when she got to the checkout line,...
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Doctor: “I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to open you back up.” Patient: “Are you kidding me?! Tell you what,...
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A thief, a teacher, and a lawyer die and when they get to heaven they are stopped by an angel who says, “Sorry, heaven is getting crowded so you need to...
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"Private!" "Yes, sir!" "I didn't see you at camouflage tactics training this morning!" "Thank you for the compliment, sir!"Please Daven for the unconditional...
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Four Jewish brothers left home for college to become a lawyer, a doctor, a hedge fund operator, and a retailer. They all prospered. Some years later,...
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A Rabbi walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a...
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Soviet Union, 2 AM. Rabinovich is woken up by a knock on the door. Rabinovich: Who's there? Voice: Post office. Rabinovich opens the door. Two KGB agents are...
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Doctor: "You are very ill." Patient: "Is it okay if I get a second opinion?" Doctor: "Of course! You are very ugly too."Please Daven for the unconditional...
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The President invited all of the government agencies to his birthday party. He sent everyone an invite with an RSVP of either “Confirm” or “Deny”. His...
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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to...
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In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,...