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A Rabbi in the middle of his Yizkor sermon on Yom Kippur pounds on the table and says, "Wake up to the fact that every single person in this congregation,...
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President Putin is in a meeting at the Kremlin when suddenly, one of the officials enters the room and approaches Putin, saying, "Mr. President! We've just...
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As a teacher, I told my students to write an essay titled "If I Were a Millionaire". Everyone started writing, except a girl who leaned back with arms...
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Dave absolutely hates going to the doctor. Luckily for him, his brother Henry is an equine veterinarian. Anytime Dave is sick, he tells Henry and Henry will...
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Subject: Paid Leave Request Dear Boss, I have been diagnosed with COVID and request you to grant me paid leave for 30 days. Otherwise I will come to office....
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Moshe, a teenager, sends his older brother a text: Yossi, did you go to the same school as me? Yossi texts back, "Of course I did; 15 years ago. Why do you...
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Teacher: If you have $10 and ask your mother for another $10, how much will you have? Student: $10. Teacher: You don't know math. Student: You don't know my...
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A kid is going to his first day of school. He looks worried, so his father asks him, "What's wrong?" Nervous, the kid asks, "How long do I have to go to...
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the...
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Police officer to perp: “Where do you live?” Perp: “With my parents.” Police officer: “Where do your parents live?” Perp: “With me.” Police officer: “Where...
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Son: “Dad, did you get the results of our DNA tests back?” Dad: “Call me George.”Please Daven for the unconditional release of:Matan Angrest, 22Matan ben...
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Patient: “Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?” Doctor: “To the morgue.” Patient: “What? But I’m not dead yet!” Doctor: “And we’re not there yet.”Please...
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“I can’t believe it,” said the tourist. “I’ve been here in Florida for two months and all I've seen is a shining sun. When do you have winter here?” “Well,...
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An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, “Where were you on the night of October to April?”Please Daven...
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Patient: I've got joint pain, a sore throat, and a headache. Do you have anything? Doctor: Nope, I feel fine.Please Daven for the unconditional release...
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Employee: Sorry I'm late. I broke down on the way to work. Boss: Oh no, is your car running ok now? Employee: My car?Please Daven for the unconditional...
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A man enters a cemetery and sees a man digging. "I heard that this cemetery is haunted," he inquired of the gravedigger. "Is that so?" "I've worked here for...
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A man walks into a liquor store. "Do you need help, sir?" the manager asked him. "Yes," the man replied, "but I came here instead."Please Daven for the...
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Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday.Please Daven for the...
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Police officer to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will cost you $300. Driver:...