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A man went to his lawyer and stated, "I would like to make a will, but I don't know exactly how to go about it." The lawyer said, "No problem, leave it all...
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Dad to his family: The phone bill is exceptionally high. You have to limit its use. I don't use this telephone. I use the one at the office. Mom: Same here,...
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A young boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were. “Daddy, if the tigers...
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When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table. Springing up, the doctor...
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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the...
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Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card. He quickly found a son-to-father...
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A Jewish man is being questioned by a Jewish police officer. The police officer starts off: "First of all, I have to read to you the Miranda rights for...
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It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a man rushed to help him....
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In 1920s Soviet Russia, in the middle of the jockeying for power following Lenin’s death, Stalin emerges to address an expectant crowd. “Comrades!” he says....
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One day, Stalin decides to go to the cinema in disguise and hear what people are really saying about him. When the newsreel comes on, the audience stands up...
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Bernie is talking a walk in Brooklyn one cold morning when he hears a big crash behind him. He turns around and sees a "Brooklyn's Best Kosher Wines" truck...
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Shlomo, driving a Yugo in Tel Aviv, pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce, rolls down his window, and smiles at the driver of the Rolls, “Hey, buddy,...
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Joseph Stalin is bored and to amuse himself, he decides to disguise himself and circulate among his people and find out what they really think of him. He...
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Putin is woken up at 02:30 in the morning. "Mr. President, the Ukrainians want to discuss the terms of surrender." says Putin's secretary. Putin sits up on...
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The phone rings at 10 Downing Street. "Hello, Mr. Putin would like to speak with the Prime Minister." "I'm afraid he's currently sleeping," the secretary...
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A man is arrested in Moscow for shouting "The President is an idiot!" When he is being questioned by the secret police, he explains, "But I was talking about...
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Putin goes undercover as a drill sergeant to an army base Talking to a new recruit, he asks, "Where are you from, private?" "Moscow, Sir," the private...
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A Jewish guy runs home from work, panting and trying to catch his breath. He plops down at the kitchen table, where his wife is cooking dinner. The wife...
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The CEO of Coca-Cola calls Vladimir Putin. “Mr. Putin! I noticed you’ve changed the Russian anthem. Do you have any plans to change the colors of your flag...