[Seth Says] New Essential Thanksgiving Songs!
(By which I mean, they contain the essence of Thanksgiving. Think essential oils, rather than medical essentials, which is to say you don't need them and...
[Seth Says] I Also Hate It
So yeah, here we are, this is the world and this is the country. Not great, Bob. But also, I'm sure you, like me, have already read/watched/eaten far too...
[Seth Says] Who Gives A Damocles?
Q: Why don't theatre companies ever stage the story of Damocles? A: Too much overhead. I was originally going to title this week's newsletter "MF...
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[Seth Says] Do the Needful
It's the hot new dance trend that's sweeping the nation! Do the Needful! Well, okay, it's not sweeping the nation. (For that matter, it's not even a hot new...
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[Seth Says] Settling For Happiness
I know, weird concept, right? Isn't happiness one of those unattainable sky-high goals? Don't you need things to be going much better in order to be happy?...
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[Seth Says] Snoop Loggy Log
Greetings Friends, Readers, Countrymen, I come not to bury Snoop Dogg, but to praise him. (He's not dead, sorry, just realized that could worry people)(Well,...
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[Seth Says] In Which Seth Gives A Speech
Hello Friends (and Very Committed Enemies), Thanks for tuning in to another episode of Blatherton Court, the place where we court blather. (The judge's...
[Seth Says] Part of This Complete Breakfast!
The other day I was chatting with a friend about following through on inspirations. Inspiration is as natural and important as breathing, which is probably...
[Seth Says]Bad Link
What, he’s not even gonna rescue Zelda or fight Ganon? Apparently the link to my column in today’s email was incorrect — here’s the correct link to The...
[Seth Says] Olympic Fever!
Or, as it's commonly known, "Covid". ("Jesus, Seth, can't we get a single sentence into your newsletter without something depressing? Don't you like humor?"...
[Seth Says] Comedy= Tragedy+Time
I'm a math head. Still better than using Sethamphetamines, but I do tend to overdo it on math sometimes. What can I say, I derive pleasure from applying...
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[Seth Says] Courting Disaster
It's really the only appropriate way to treat disaster. What, you just want to show up, wham, bam, thank you apocalypse? No, where's the respect? Where's the...
[Seth Says] I won the National Press Club Humor Award!
No burying the lead here -- we wouldn't want it to get into the groundwater! Yes, I am delighted to say that I have won the National Press Club's 2024 Humor...
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[Seth Says] NOW That's What I Call Madness!
If you remember the 80s, which were a mere 20 years ago, 20 years ago, you may remember an avalanche of TV commercials for music collections. Before everyone...
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[Seth Says] Bonus Content!
I mean, arguably, the whole newsletter is bonus content. (Or malus content, depending how much you enjoy it.) But my column this week comes with some bonus...
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[Seth Says] A Delicious Bowl Of Wrong Flakes
Because breakfast is too early in the morning for eating humble pie. Yes, I make various pronouncements in my newsletter to the best of my knowledge, but I'm...
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[Seth Says] The Most Dangerous Game
As protests rage across college campuses, some administrations are threatening to expel the student leaders of the protests, while in other locations police...
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[Seth Says] National Poetry Month!
There's something that I may have threatened to do,and will actually do it this time.And that's for this newsletter, all the way through,I'm writing the damn...
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[Seth Says] Clippy's Revenge
Tonight we feasted on various kinds of frozen (well, unfrozen and then steamed) shumai, and it occurs to me that dumpling should be a gerund. Dimpling sort...
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[Seth Says] Ready, Set, Godot!
Wait for it... Although if you're waiting for actionable advice, go do something. INDEPENDENT THOUGHT Confession time: Thought Leadership is a style of...