[Seth Says]Bad Link
What, he’s not even gonna rescue Zelda or fight Ganon? Apparently the link to my column in today’s email was incorrect — here’s the correct link to The...
[Seth Says] Olympic Fever!
Or, as it's commonly known, "Covid". ("Jesus, Seth, can't we get a single sentence into your newsletter without something depressing? Don't you like humor?"...
[Seth Says] Comedy= Tragedy+Time
I'm a math head. Still better than using Sethamphetamines, but I do tend to overdo it on math sometimes. What can I say, I derive pleasure from applying...
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[Seth Says] Courting Disaster
It's really the only appropriate way to treat disaster. What, you just want to show up, wham, bam, thank you apocalypse? No, where's the respect? Where's the...
[Seth Says] I won the National Press Club Humor Award!
No burying the lead here -- we wouldn't want it to get into the groundwater! Yes, I am delighted to say that I have won the National Press Club's 2024 Humor...
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[Seth Says] NOW That's What I Call Madness!
If you remember the 80s, which were a mere 20 years ago, 20 years ago, you may remember an avalanche of TV commercials for music collections. Before everyone...
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[Seth Says] Bonus Content!
I mean, arguably, the whole newsletter is bonus content. (Or malus content, depending how much you enjoy it.) But my column this week comes with some bonus...
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[Seth Says] A Delicious Bowl Of Wrong Flakes
Because breakfast is too early in the morning for eating humble pie. Yes, I make various pronouncements in my newsletter to the best of my knowledge, but I'm...
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[Seth Says] The Most Dangerous Game
As protests rage across college campuses, some administrations are threatening to expel the student leaders of the protests, while in other locations police...
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[Seth Says] National Poetry Month!
There's something that I may have threatened to do,and will actually do it this time.And that's for this newsletter, all the way through,I'm writing the damn...
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[Seth Says] Clippy's Revenge
Tonight we feasted on various kinds of frozen (well, unfrozen and then steamed) shumai, and it occurs to me that dumpling should be a gerund. Dimpling sort...
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[Seth Says] Ready, Set, Godot!
Wait for it... Although if you're waiting for actionable advice, go do something. INDEPENDENT THOUGHT Confession time: Thought Leadership is a style of...
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[Seth Says] March Times On
How is it March already? I'd already lost my time sense years ago, but now it's completely gone. Of course, it's also true that I have nothing approaching a...
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[Seth Says] This Is Perfectly Normal
So the other day I'm walking around my house talking to myself in a menacing voice while introducing myself like I'm some sort of movie henchman, you know,...
[Seth Says] Good Vibes Only
Hello Friends, In an attempt not to actually turn this newsletter into Sad Times Monthly, I'm aiming for good vibes only in this issue. There is, admittedly,...
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[Seth Says] Apocalypse Number Five
Because at times like these, who can mambo? A little bit of covid in my life,A little bit of climate change causing strife,A little bit of fascism every dayA...
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[Seth Says] Oft Given, Rarely Taken
Hello Friends! Welcome to the Bob Newhart Sh-- I mean, the Buttondown mind of-- I mean, my new Buttondown newsletter. Which, okay, is basically the same as...
[Seth Says] Short and Sweet
The Peter Dinklage of emails. (well, he was sweet in Cyrano.) This is early because it's not a real newsletter, it's just a test email to see if you can...
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[Seth Says] I'm OK - You're ????
Happy Holidays, Friends. By which I mean that it is the holiday season, and I hope this timespan contains some happiness for you. (One might well ask why I...
[Seth Says] Gratitude: The Lonely Journey
A weird thing about gratitude is that it sounds like "Grrr, attitude!", which is sort of the opposite of what it means. But that's not really what I had on...