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[Seth Says] Hello, My Fine Feathered Friends!
HAPPY JUNETYETH? Greetings and Salutations! Hope your June is going along well* (*for local maxima given the world). The weather is beautiful, and there's...
[Seth Says] Spring Is Here!
SPRING IS HERE! Ah, Spring, when a young man's fancy turns to going outside for a walk slightly more often, at least if the young man is me, but let's be...
[Seth Says] If I were a squid...
...I'd be a Sethalopod. GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS Hello! Howdy! Wilkommen! Bean menudo! (that's souper wrong) Thanks for tuning in to another edition of Seth...
[Seth Says] Maybe everything will be okay?
Just Squidding. THINGS ARE NOT OKAY As if the pandemic, climate change, and Russia weren't sufficient cause for worry, now we have the Supreme Court poised...
[Seth Says] April Showers Bring...
...less body odor. THE RAIN FALLS MAINLY ON THE PLAIN I think that's true only because it rolls more than falls when it lands in the hills or mountains....
[Seth Says] IRS: It Really Sucks!
MY JOKES ARE TAXING Hi there, kids! I've used the same picture as last fortnight. I'd love to be responsible for bringing the word fortnight back into the...
Proof that Seth was completely wrong!
LOOK, IT'S A PICTURE Our marketing research team (me, reading two comments on social media and looking at two other newsletters) has suggested that people...
What did the German say when he woke up and saw muffins?
Gluten Morgen! OPEN WITH A JOKE That's probably good advice for life. I realize I already gave good advice in my previous newsletter. I wonder if I'll be...
Seth Dislikes Living in the Updates Tab and Longs for the Primary Inbox Folder.
OBLIGATORY GREETING Hello Friends! And I guess also hello to any enemies using my newsletter to keep tabs on me? I think I'm not really important enough to...