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[Seth Says] Always Be Enterplaining
People are exhausting to deal with. This is a general truth about people. Or I guess arguably, it's two general truths about people, both that they are...
[Seth Says] Cleaning Probably Won't Kill You...
...but there's always a chance! Most accidents do occur in the home, and cleaning is exactly the sort of thing that disturbs long-dormant evil forces which...
[Seth Says] "Just two things of which you must beware..."
"...don't drink the water and don't breathe the air." Yes, with 3 straight days of air quality warnings here and today's AQI over 150, today's newsletter is...
[Seth Says] It's a Matter of Pride
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! This newsletter proudly supports LGBTQ+ people in living their best lives. (This newsletter has also apparently gained sentience? I guess...
[Seth Says] The Benefit Of Being Useless
TGIU: THANK GOD I'M USELESS I know it seems like a super-weird thing to say, right? Like, isn't being useful sort of a goal? And no, this isn't just due to...
[Seth Says] You'll Just Have To Wait
"...you can't hurry love, no, you'll just have to wait, That is, unless she tells you, 'Hurry up, or we'll be late.'" GREETINGS, READERINOS! Yeah, that...
[Seth Says] It's easy to predict the future...
...as long as you don't need to get it right. People are predicting the future all the time, and if you predict enough futures, some of them are bound to be...
[Seth Says] Lose Your Soul With Just 50 A Day!
I hate networking. I was going to write this newsletter and got distracted by Facebook and sure enough I didn't scroll down more than 2-3 pages before an ad...
[Seth Says] How does a toddler eat oatmeal?
Everything Everywhere All At Once. Yes, last week I finally got around to watching the winner of this year's Oscar for Best Picture and countless other...
[Seth Says] Would You Settle For A Partial Idiot?
Hello Friends, I hate doing my taxes. Partially this is because we shouldn't have to. But partially it's because sometimes they make me feel like a complete...
[Seth Says] Simpleton!
SIMPLETON! Turns out it's tricky to have a subject line that talks about my award-winning musical "Simpleton!" without sounding like I am insulting you via...
[Seth Says] Punctuated Productivity Tips
I considered ending that subject line with an interrobang. For those of you unfamiliar with that punctuation, it's probably the best way to get information...
[Seth Says] I Didn't Quit!
Friendly greeting! Attempt to engender goodwill by briefly addressing you before immediately talking about me! Spoiling of desired effect through compulsive...
[Seth Says] With Library and Justice For All*
*offer may not be valid in all states; see your local listings for details. Hello Friends, I am here to tell you never to take a nap 5 hours before you...
[Seth Says] AI Have A Dream
Greetings, People! Hope you all enjoyed our annual day of people who are against most things MLK stood for deciding to post an out-of-context quote from him....
[Seth Says] Happy You Near!
An appropriate greeting to the followers of Reverend Spooner, who was a very fart smell-o of freight game. Also a message of hope for 2023, with the...
[Seth Says] Happy Holidaze! (too many songs edition)
HAPPY HOLIDAZE! I think holidaze is the correct term, since I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels like this whole time of year is a weird floaty time where...
[Seth Says] Shop! In the name of love...
...before you break my cart. Greetings, my fine featherless bipeds! Well, maybe that's a bit of a presumption. I suppose any of you may have found a feather...
[Seth Says] Thanks For Nothing!
And I hope you'll noth again soon! TURKEY DAY! Whether you're reading this late on Thanksgiving night with a belly full of stuffing, or during Thanksgiving...
[Seth Says] For the love of god, Montresor!
Cask not what your country can do for you... A PLAINTIVE WINE Well, this is it. The last day to vote. I already voted, already wrote a column about voting...