Wynonna Earp 4.2 “Friends in Low Places”

Eve? Really? Methinks she’s the other one. Of course, the Nicole in Eden isn’t Nicole, but some kind of telepathic shapeshifter demon. Wynonna enters the garden, but Waverly has taken her angelic throne. Talking her down takes quite a bit.

Eve is somewhere. Everyone is back in Purgatory, but 18 months have passed. Which we see by Nicole’s new hairstyle.

But hey, we can all continue our lives now, right? We might even…please…get a big gay wedding.

Well, except where did the shapeshifting demon go? And what happened in the last 18 months?

I mean, we do have several episodes left.

Points for the Orphan Black reference. I was not expecting an Orphan Black reference.

Wynonna Earp 4.3 “Look at Them Beans”

Chrissy thinks Wynona killed Nedley. (He’s actually been turned into Bigfoot, and Doc winds up in a Bigfoot trap).

Mercedes is performing in the demon bar, because of course she is.

And there’s a demon (succubus?) in charge of Purgatory now, who thinks it’s hilarious to make Wynonna cook chili for her “freedom.”

(Actually being fed to Bigfoot, but they fix that and de-Bigfoot Randy).

Chrissy leaves Purgatory, but on her way out, she tells Jeremy everyone’s back. What will he do? (And why is he one of the people enforcing the quarantine to trap all the demons in Purgatory? Does this mean BBD is back?)

Wynonna Earp 4.4 “Afraid”

Okay, so it turns out the “succubus” is actually a Clanton, and their ancestors are demon attack dogs.

Wynonna and Jeremy have to deal with a reconstituted BBD, which has gone from evil to incompetent.

Doc is robbing the supply trucks for booze, because of course he is.

And Rachel has a crush on Billy Clanton, because of course he is. And Nicole made a deal with the Clantons, because of course she did.

It’s a mess, but at least Wynonna is kind of…standing up for herself now, even without Peacemaker.

Wizards of Waverly Place 2.8 "Harper Knows"

Every Russo except Alex loves pop culture conventions. So does Harper. So, Alex has no plans on going to PopCon to help Harper with her costume.

When Alex has no plans for something to happen, it happens. They do a pretty good job with the cosplay here, making it look like good amateur work. Well, except the magic Temu Wonder Woman costume. (Battle Diva?) That's clearly store bought.

Lee Meriwether doesn't do a terrible job of pretending to be Lynda Carter.

And now Harper knows Alex is a wizard, which can only end in tears and possibly mind control.

(They have mind erase spells. You would think they could have Harper agree to a geas).

Wizards of Waverly Place 2.9 "Taxi Dance"

So, Alex was born in the back of a cab. Guess that girl was always in a hurry. (As a note, my cousin Kev was born in the back of a taxi too, and they've kind of always been in a hurry too).

And now the cab is ready to be junked and Alex tries to use magic to repair it.

She succeeds rather too well, and chitty chitty bang bangs the cab. Which proceeds to act like an obsessed over-protective boyfriend, following her to school, working out how to fly up to the terrace...yeah.

And, yes, its sentient. So they have to deal with it the way one deals with...

(His name is now Bert...of course it is).

And no, sometimes it is worth bringing something back. Just maybe not Alex style.