Wow, look at that it’s almost March. Thankfully, this zine photoletter is actually based on the meteorological calendar so it’s still technically winter, the best kind of winter.

So, what’s in store this time? That’s a great question!

Sometime* in March, you’ll receive a

• NFI XN40

• AB CQ310,311,312

• SA S70

• SR CQ400

As the proud new owner of at least one copy of each of these, I’m sure that you’ll experience at least a 5% improvement in overall life satisfaction – or your money back ;)

In a time full of masked kidnapping squads, fascistic Barbie dolls, Noble-prize winning boards of peace doing insider trading on ethnic cleansing, and Beltline Rail being cancelled, I think we all need something to remind us of the most important things in life.

In that spirit, I’ll also include one mystery bonus in your letter. Please select one from the below options and include it (along with your mailing address) in your response email!

• something pointy

• something hidden

• something wrong

• something Kenny

Gladly doing this until someone tells me to stop,

Aiya R.