technology is broken

in the airport
airport internet is broken
hot-spotting data from my phone
want to view a website on the wayback machine
no, not allowed
archived materials are for grown ups
(according to my phone plan provider)
my phone plan provider has my date of birth
but now they want real proof of my digits
i enter my passport numbers, yes numbers plural
(the ones with the chevrons?? i had to type the chevrons??)
text message received
"thank you, you might need to wait 24 hours for the changes to take effect"
i quit