"Quincy Jones is a Tahani" - Sarah Hagi
If you read only one thing this week, Dames Nationals, we think it has to bethis Vulture interview with legendary producer Quincy Jones, in which he spills...
Are We Good Janets or the BEST Janets?
Darling subscribers, please buckle in. It is time for We Your Dames to Rave about a Fav. Specifically, it is time for us to rave about NBC’s most existential...
Royal Tiaras & Medical Dramas
Dames Nation! We are Amy Spalding and Jasmine Guillory, and we are thrilled to be your guest editors this week!We are huge fans of our hosts, the Bossy Dames...
Alien Enthusiasms, Internet Friends, & Other Abiding Joys
As usual, the world out there is pretty shitty, Dames Nation. But do you know what makes it more bearable? SHINE-THEORY, BASED INTERNET-ORIGINATING...
Triple Axels & Thirst Traps
Dames Nationals, please join us in screaming about the excellence of Call the Midwife. This SHOW though. Given the show’s content and our demographic, it is...
Bruno Mars, Canadian Television, and Other Heart-Warming Substances
Happy New Year, Dames Nation! Let’s dive right in, shall we? It's coming (and if our cephalopod overlords are part of it, so much the better).GIF by Celine...
Sending You Out of 2017 On A Cloud of Snuggliness & Bracing E*MO*TIONs
Dames Nationals!Dame Margaret did for you this week an incredible act of service: She watched the Netflix Original movie A CHRISTMAS PRINCE (which brings...
Hi to the Makers and Fakers 👋
Two Bossy Dames is brought to you by: the fabulous foursome of The Imposters Podcast. Each Imposters Podcast episode is kind of like eavesdropping on four...
Patti La Sleigh Bells Ring, Are You Listening?
As Sam’s Aunt Betty would say, HI Y’ALL! Of this gif, R. Eric says “If you ever get tired of angrily calling your representatives about, well, everything,...
Furious Reckonings & Copious Sneezing
What do you do when you realize the news sources you’d been taught to imagine as conscientious, impartial, patient, and wise... Are revealed in fact to have...
Bossy Spotlight: Dame Margaret on her One True Victorian Love, Elizabeth Gaskell
As if I could ever look anywhere else, Mr. Thornton. It feels like a vicious falsehood to call 2017 my year of Elizabeth Gaskell, as I really fell in love...
No Jive Turkeys Within
Gobble Gobble, Dames Nation! The single greatest Thanksgiving song of all time Surprise! We aren’t doing a full issue this week due to the Thanksgiving...
Nicollective Bargaining
Greetings, Dames Nation! We the Nicollective are delighted to be here with you. Much love and Toast blessings to Dames Sophie and Margaret for asking us to...
Concrete Victories and Easy Recipes
It’s been another week full of bruising stories, but in the midst, we had an election day that showed some promise for change. It’s not our usual gif, but it...
The World is Full of Zanies and Fools
While the world remains heavily trash, this week has been so rich in delicious online culture that we have not one but TWO lead subjects for you! It's...
The Season of the Witch, Bold Red Lips, and Le Chabonbon
Hello, Friends! So, over at our preferred pop-culture website, Vulture, this week is WITCH WEEK, a theme which has brought forth great writing on everything...
Ceremonials Scissors & Other Wonders
Hello Dame Friends! AK and Blair here, a pair described by Dame M. as two of Pennsylvania's finest humans, in every sense of the word fine. In high school we...
Mamas, Please Let Your Babies Grow Up To Join Covens
HOOO BOY, darlings. It’s been ANOTHER ROTTEN WEEK. We have sat marinating in bad news and reflecting with heavy hearts how well-designed our society is to...
Band Aids, Bullet Holes, & Third Birthdays
Well, Dames Nation. This has been a real BRUISER of a week. From the ongoing ecological crises in Puerto Rico, Mexico, and the islands of the Caribbean to...
Revenge of the Hotties
Hello Damespals near and far! It is such an honor to be returning to these hallowed email inboxes to take you on another journey with us. We are CT &KW, best...