Discount Expiration & A Privacy Update
Midweek reminders!!
Rejoicing at Repeal and In Repose
Slainte, Dames (Inter)Nationals! Today we are dancing-- maybe a LITTLE dirtily-- about the repeal of Ireland’s 8th amendment, which bans abortion in all...
A Royal Extravaganza
Ahhhhh it’s here at last! Tomorrow (or today, if you’re a Saturday reader) is the day! dawwwwwwwww WE GET TO WATCH THESE TWO CUTIES PUT THEIR MOUTHS ON ONE...
Jesus Jugs Don’t Want Me for a Sunbeam
I Guess I'll Just Have a Waffle, Then
Beards: GOOD! Infinity Wars: ...Fine.
Dames Nation, we went to see Avengers: Infinity War like the Marvel Cinematic Universe trash we are, and we were not wholly pleased. It’s too bad this scene...
Two Bossy Fandriods
Kick up your feet in glee, Dames Nation! It is a blessed week! Because Janelle Monáe has publicly confirmed her status as the world’s most desirable...
Beyoncé and a Few Other Glorious Queens of Note
Dames Nation, THIS is how you make an entrance: An entrance that is particularly apt for a week in which two of our foremost purveyors of Black Excellence...
LIVETWEET ANNOUNCEMENT: Mystic Pizza on Sunday, May 6th!
When Life Keeps Giving You Anchovies, Just Cover Them Up With Some Extra Cheese!
We (Self) Care Too Much
Buds for life Hellllooooo Dames Nation! We are Zan and Miranda, two people who are only slightly less goober-y than this ten-year-old photo of us—attending a...
Paid content is around the corner
Dear Darling Dames Nationals, Hi! We hope all is well in your world. We wanted to send you a quick heads-up: next Friday, we are going to send our first paid...
Avatars of Healthy Masculinity & Other Vital Items
A few weeks ago, our good friend Christina said-- of his performance in A Wrinkle in Time-- “Chris Pine weeping in cardigans is the only version of...
Robespierre, Olivia Pope, & Other Bad Role Models
GOOD NEWS, Dames Nationals! Kacey Musgraves, one of our most beloved artists of recent years, and the coiner of musical bon mots such as: and: (both from the...
More Pot and Puffins Than You'd Expect
Hello! As a pair of reasonably assertive and opinionated women, we are delighted to be your guest editors for Two Bossy Dames this week. Terri and Kate: The...
Thinking Pink, Missing Bowie, & Other Sundry Concerns
Dames Nation! Let’s talk a little bit about Ava DuVernay’s adaptation of A Wrinkle in Time and why we wants to have a Very Serious Conversation with the...
Make an Entrance Like Rita Moreno
Dames Nation, we are here. And we have some great news for you: There are 26 episodes of an excellent, warm, funny, progressive, charming, and emotionally...
SUBSTACKED & SUBLOADED
Welcome to Substack, Dames Nation! We are so excited to send your this, our first letter from our new home! Please write us at twobossydames@gmail.com or...
Smart Bitches, Precious Palicos, & Suggestions for the Suggestible
Greetings, Dames Nation! We’re humbly honored to be your guest editors this week. We are Sarah Wendell and Amanda Diehl from Smart Bitches Trashy Books, a...
Announcement Reminder: We're Moving To Substack!
Gather 'round, friends! Darling Dames Nationals, we’re so excited to share that we’re moving on up to a new and improved home for this newsletter: Substack....
Not Gonna Lie, Friends, This Is A Lot
A candlelight vigil in Parkland, Florida. Photo by Greg Lovett. This week, a 19 year-old with a history of domestic violence - someone who can be drafted for...
Two Bossy Dames ARRIVES March 2!
Welcome to our new home, Ye Olde Stalwarts of Dames Nation & Prospective Citizens! We are closing up shop at TinyLetter (bless it for its years of service!)...