Thiccc Jet Cargo Aircraft

/thik jet KAR-go AIR-kraft/ · n.

1. A widebody cargo aircraft whose fuselage is designed to maximize volumetric efficiency, often resulting in a substantial posterior when viewed astern, especially in raking light.

2. colloq. A flying warehouse that refuses to be confined by conventional aerodynamics, embracing its girth with unapologetic gusto.

Etymology. From English 'jet' (originating from French 'jeter', meaning to throw) + 'cargo' (from Spanish 'cargar', to load) + 'aircraft' (from Old English 'ærcraft', meaning skill of operating a vehicle). Perfectly named for something with the aerodynamic finesse of a brick.

The thiccc jet cargo aircraft sat on the tarmac, its aft section defying any notion of skybound subtlety.

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