Thiccc Hummer H1

/thik hum-mer H-one/ · n.

1. A civilian off-road vehicle of substantial girth, distinguished by its formidable width and military pedigree; esp. one parked in urban environments where it occupies space with unapologetic authority.

2. colloq. What you'd get if a tank decided to take a leisurely spin through a suburban neighborhood, fully expecting brunch afterward.

Etymology. From the AM General Corporation, which produced the original military Humvee (High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle) and later its civilian variant, the Hummer H1. The added c's represent the vehicle's unapologetic displacement.

He cruised down the boulevard in a thiccc Hummer H1, the streetlights bowed in acknowledgment.

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