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November 22, 2023

Happiness is Laser Shaped

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The troubleshooters head into SBR Sector to discover why citizens are unhappy. Happiness is mandatory citizen.

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Bottel-O-BEA-2: Roland & Linda(?) are conspiring against Swizz-R-OLL-1

Terra-R-ISM-1: Swizz-R-OLL-1 is not from Tech Services, UNDA-R-EST-1 told me

Bottel-O-BEA-2: Swizz-R-OLL-1 is Internal Affairs/Intelligence

Roland-R-ATT-1: I hang towards the back of the group

Bottel-O-BEA-2: We need to keep an eye on Styko-R-OCK-1 he’s too keen to kill citizens on a large scale

Roland-R-ATT-1: Since you are from Tech Services could you check my gun is working okay? It keeps missing.

Swizz-R-OLL-1: I am inspecting Roland’s gun to make sure it is functioning

Terra-R-ISM-1: I slip away to hide courageously

Styko-R-OCK-1: I’m going to execute the Craddocks

Styko-R-OCK-1: I sneak back and execute Mal-B-ING as a communist

Bottel-O-BEA-2: I want to ask the Computer where Swizz-R-OLL-1 really comes from

Terra-R-ISM-1: Try to find Di-G-EST and tell her to hide

Terra-R-ISM-1: Run and find Di-G-EST. Tell her to make an excuse to go and hide

Terra-R-ISM-1: Tell Di-G-EST to go and hide… again!

Bottel-O-BEA-2: I want to use my mental block to shield the citizens in the block.

Terra-R-ISM-1: What do you know about Corpore Metal?

Roland-R-ATT-1: Everyone else keeps passing notes, we don’t. I was told that a secret society exists called Corpore Metal. I wonder if there is a member of that society here? What do you think?

Terra-R-ISM-1: There was a suggestion someone from Tech Services might be a member

Styko-R-OCK-1: These guys are communists!

Styko-R-OCK-1: IT might seem unusual to say this, but is it possible that the pernicious communist philosophy infected the whole sector? If so, Armed Services have some crowd control Tactics and Tools that might help

Bottel-O-BEA-2: Does the lie detector go off for any of them?

Terra-R-ISM-1: Quietly kill her and hide the body

Swizz-R-OLL-1: I use my Telepathic Projection on them, they see me as their new leader

Friend Computer: You are deliriously happy!

Styko-R-OCK-1: What do you advise Friend Computer?

Friend Computer: Be vigilant

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