SUPPORTERS ONLY: Superbatman vs. Lex Joker (or: Superman: Speeding Bullets)

Superbatman vs. Lex Joker (or: Superman: Speeding Bullets)

Superman: Speeding Bullets dares to answer a question that has plagued mankind's greatest thinkers for ages: What if Superman was Batman? I remember randomly coming across this Elseworlds special in a bookstore as a kid and feeling like I was holding an object from another dimension. I was so absorbed trying to figure out how this comic existed, in fact, that I didn't notice my family leaving the store and got lost for a while, and that's why today I dress up as a book and beat up criminals.

Anyway, the story starts with baby Kal-El's rocket landing in Gotham City instead of Smallville, where it's found by Thomas and Martha Wayne instead of Jonathan and Martha Kent. Alfred is also there, but he's unimpressed (bless him).