Superman: The Man of Steel #34 (June 1994)
Superman: The Man of Steel #34 (June 1994)
“THE BATTLE FOR METROPOLIS,” Part 2! Lex-Men vs. Dubbilex-Men! I know it’s not true, but part of me feels like they introduced Lex Luthor’s armored security force a few years ago and Project Cadmus’ Dubbilex back in the ‘70s just so they could make that pun in this cover. I don’t think anyone has ever referred to Cadmus’ security force as “Dubbilex-Men” before this issue, but you have to admit that’s a snappier name than “Cadmus’ security force.”
Anyway, last issue ended with all hell breaking loose in the middle of Metropolis, and in this one… it continues to break loose. Team Luthor fights Cadmus while the Special Crimes Unit tries to stop the Underworld clones and the Underworld clones try to kill everyone, with Superman quite literally stuck in the middle.
The Underworlders, as we’ve recapped a million times by now, are furiously attacking the surface world because they blame Cadmus for the plague that’s killing them. At one point, the Underworlders seem to run away from the fight – but that’s only because they’ve been leading the humans to a bomb they planted, causing a huge explosion in the middle of the city.
Lex Luthor Jr., who secretly supplied the bomb, is watching the action through hidden cameras and doesn’t seem terribly concerned about the fact that his bomb killed a bunch of his employees, too. What’s even more disturbing is that the Clone Plague is rapidly turning into the Cryptkeeper (to think he looked like red-haired Fabio a few weeks ago…).
Meanwhile, Lois Lane gets a message from her mysterious source inside LexCorp offering her new evidence of Lex’s crimes (which is good, because Lois lost the old evidence when her apartment blew up). Lois sneaks into LexCorp following her source’s instructions, and finds a secret office where she retrieves two important items: a VHS tape showing Lex strangling his personal trainer, and a big map of Metropolis showing that Lex has a lot more bombs hidden all over the city. Uh-oh.
Back in the battle zone, some Cadmus troopers led by Guardian, a.k.a. Cadmus’ very own Captain America, find themselves surrounded by an army of pissed-off Underworlders (who are apparently much better at strategy than the humans). Dubbilex, freshly arrived from Hawaii, flies in to the rescue with some Cadmus paratroopers, but some Lex-Men get in their way and try to kill them. Dubbilex and Guardian are the only clones who aren’t dying, which the Underworlders see as confirmation that Cadmus intentionally caused the plague. (The fact that the Newsboy Legion kids are dying doesn’t prove much, since they’re pretty annoying and I could see Director Westfield deeming them acceptable losses.)
Dubbilex is actually feeling pretty conflicted about having to fight other ugly clones like himself, until he sees that Clawster (the big, rocky, supposedly invulnerable Underworlder players of the Death and Return of Superman video game mistook for Doomsday’s kid brother) is about to kill Guardian. Dubbilex launches a psychic blast that takes away Clawster’s invulnerability, allowing the paratroopers to blast the hell out of him. It looks like Clawster is down for the count, but in his final moments he rages at Guardian and breaks his shield (another thing that was supposed to be unbreakable) as he makes some pretty good points about Cadmus’ Director Westfield.
Superman remembers this comic is about him and arrives just in time to see Clawster dying and Guardian being left badly injured. The other Underworlders scatter, and just as Superman is saying there must be some way to stop the senseless killing, Lex remotely detonates another bomb right in his face. TO BE CONTINUED!
Character-Watch:
That’s it for Clawster, who had the misfortune of being introduced in Man of Steel #17 and ending up being seen as a lamer and (barely) more articulate version of Doomsday. I’ll admit I was still kinda fond of this knucklehead, and I think he could have ended up being a more memorable villain if he’d had better timing. Sadly, there will be no Clawster/Prey miniseries where he comes back. His only other appearances after this were 2011’s Retroactive issue, which is set before this one, and an unexplained cameo in a montage of Steel fighting various villains in 2010’s Superman #697, though you only see his back. Maybe it WAS Doomsday’s kid brother that time.
(Unrelated: Is that Professor Hamilton’s building in the background?)
Plotline-Watch:
- Dubbilex arrives in Metropolis halfway through the issue along with his young ward, Superboy, who is in pretty poor shape, not just due to the Clone Plague but also the events of Superboy #5 (which we haven’t covered yet). Superboy tries to go help Superman anyway, but he instantly collapses in the middle of the infirmary. THAT’S how brave Superboy is. Or maybe he didn’t want to be stuck with the Newsboy Legion in the infirmary.
- Despite not currently working for the Daily Planet, Lois still calls Perry White to tell him about the first explosion and tip him off about where the Underworlders are headed next, so that Perry can send Jimmy Olsen and Ron Troupe there. THAT’S how professional Lois is. Or maybe she’s just trying to get Jimmy killed, which I understand (sorry, Ron).
- Speaking of Jimmy and Ron, as we saw last issue, Bibbo is helping them follow the action in his bike, until they find out some Underworlders are trashing the Ace O'Clubs. Big mistake: Bibbo produces a big shotgun from somewhere (does he have Bloodsport technology?) and goes in to deal with the looters. The scene ends there, because this is an all-ages comic.
- Professor Hamilton feels responsible for triggering this war because he’s the one who told the Underworlders that the Clone Plague was probably caused by the time Westfield flooded Metropolis’ tunnels. In the middle of all the fighting, Clawster drops by to tell Hambone that they’ll spare him and reassure him that he didn’t cause the war: the truth caused the war. The truth that he told them. Yeah, that’ll make him feel better.
- There’s a short scene with Myra the Orphanage Lady saving Keith the Unlucky Orphan from being eaten by Kathana, the same hypnotic lizard lady Keith once mistook for his mom (it was dark). Kathana actually tried to turn Keith into a stew in the aforementioned Man of Steel #17, and apparently she’s been biding her time waiting for another opportunity since then. Keith is very lucky to have Myra in his life…. for now, anyway.
- In this issue we meet Lois’ exceptionally dedicated mailman, Fred Bentson, who tracks her down in the middle of an active war zone to give her the mail she hasn’t gotten since her apartment blew up (including that note from her LexCorp source). Then, Fred says something about how he’d rather “stay in Dakota” but he keeps waking up in Metropolis. This is a little teaser for a crossover that will happen within this storyline and right before another, bigger crossover, just in case you’d forgotten this is a '90s comic.
- Apparently, Lex is a huge fan of the film Metropolis – so much so that he hides tapes with incriminating evidence under a statue of the lady robot from that movie.
Patreon-Watch:
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And now, join the great Don Sparrow for more commentary, after the jump!
Art-Watch (by @donsparrow):
We start with the cover, and it’s a pretty dramatic one. Superman and the Guardian in a pieta-like pose. Bogdanove skirts the comics code authority by making all that blood black, which to me is somehow more upsetting than if it were red. Kudos for the letter design on the battling Lex-Men and Dubbilex-Men.
Inside we start with a pretty arresting image of a group of five underworlders grappling with Superman, followed by a double page spread of Superman hurling them off in different directions.
The rumpled texture on the bulletproof vests of the Special Crimes Unit is particularly well rendered. The combination of colours and metallic helmet made me think for a moment that DC’s Peacemaker was fighting alongside Maggie Sawyer in that last panel on page 3. As always, Dennis Janke’s inks are masterful at differentiating texture, and that’s never clearer than on Clawster’s bark-like skin.
Later on we get our first look at Lex, and there’s a little dissonance between how he looked last issue, which took place only a few minutes before this one, and how he looks in this one. [Max: I wonder exactly what type of drugs Dr. Kelley is giving him…] His deteriorated body and unblinking eyes are pretty intense.
A page later we get a look at a character who will become important in a future story, Fred Bentson, mail carrier of two worlds. In these pages he looks like Austin Pendelton by way of The Real Ghostbusters’ Egon Spengler.
The issue’s frenetic pace continues, as Superboy arrives by marine helicopter (both the chopper and Cadmus’ tank are great vehicle design). Superboy is kind of tossed into the middle of the story without so much as an asterisk informing us where we can learn what has left him so injured. [Max: Yeah, the lack of a plug for the Superboy series is very uncharacteristic. Not even in the lettercol!]
Fairly suddenly, Jimmy Olsen, like both Superman and Clark Kent, has long hair. [Max: I distinctly remember Jimmy having long hair since the issue when Clark moves in with him because the panel of him saying “Let’s crank some Van Halen to celebrate!” is burned into my brain, but it’s less consistent than Superman’s.] The same page also has a great drawing of Bibbo racking a shotgun, and the pose and the expression are both great cartooning. There’s plenty of fight choreography throughout the book, but my favourite look is Lois Lane’s Rockette-like takedown of the LexCorp security guard.
Later on, Myra from the orphanage does battle with maybe the most terrifying mutant of the book, Kathana, who looking like a combination of a baphomet statue and a Jim Henson creation, will haunt my dreams for all time. The character of “Fancy Feet” is just such a Bogdanove looking creation (and I gotta love those kicks he wears!). [Max: They DO look quite fancy!]
The issue’s most dramatic moment is when Clawster splits Guardian’s up-until-now unbreakable shield. I know Max and I don’t always see eye to eye on the Underworlders, so I imagine as a reader I’m supposed to be a lot more choked up about Clawster’s death than I am. My feeling from this scene was more that Clawster was an unworthy shatterer of Guardian’s shield—having the shield be depicted as indestructible for so long, its destruction should have felt like a big moment. While it’s well-drawn, it feels more like a throwaway. Indeed, this whole issue feels like a “middle” that we’re dropped into. The battle has begun at the start, and it doesn’t resolve, or change direction by the time the story ends. If it feels like Superman doesn’t greatly impact the story, you’re completely right—he only appears in 6 out of the 22 pages in this comic bearing his name. [Max: I think the issue does have two important developments: 1) the Underworlders are now leaderless, and 2) what’s left of Guardian’s trust in Westfield has been shattered, much like the shield. Oh, and 3) Fancy Feet’s feet are fancy.]
STRAY OBSERVATIONS:
- Were X-Men still the top seller by 1994? If so having a cover battle with forces that both rhyme with X-Men might have been a calculated idea.
- It’s pretty crazy to see Maggie Sawyer just blowing mutants away. Also, I know that it’s so we can identify her as readers, but she really ought to be wearing a helmet! Between Maggie and her squad, Bibbo, and even Hamilton, this is a pretty gun-heavy issue!
- As with the Hulking Superman story, I’m a little fuzzy on the details—is Professor Hamilton correct that the clone sickness is from exposure to the flood? [Max: I think so, though I kinda prefer Lex’s made up explanation that he got sick from the toxins in Engine City. They could have said Lex was patient zero and the virus spread to the rest of Metropolis because he doesn’t cover his mouth when he coughs.]
- As Lois learns the locations of the bombs, they’re both nods to comics creators of the past. “Boring and 57th” refers to 40’s and 50’s Superman artist, Wayne Boring; “Burnley and 43rd” refers to Jack Burnley, the second artist to regularly draw Superman, after Joe Shuster himself.