#43:
Welcome to issue #43 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Scottovision, pt. 1 "Giggle Fudge U.S.A." (2016) - Paul Reubens hosts this deranged parody of...
#42: "unlock the infinite possibilities"
Welcome to issue #42 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I'm writing to you from New York City, where a glance out the window here reveals the Empire State...
#41: that wasn't a microdose
Welcome to issue #41 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I'm writing to you this issue from Denver, where I've been attending the big Psychedelic Science...
#40: "outshines the abyss"
Welcome to issue #40 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. You know, friends, I started this newsletter with a nickel in my pocket and a dream in my heart. I...
#39: "I admit I haven't done the research"
Welcome to issue #39 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. In case you're curious, here are some other things that cannot save you: Preposterously oversized...
#38: "consider getting weirder"
Welcome to issue #38 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, the newsletter that's not afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions, such as: Scottovision I saw a...
#37: don't heckle the moon!
Welcome to issue #37 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I meant to ship this issue a little earlier today, but I got sidetracked writing a short story using...
#36: i'm just trying to have a nice time
Welcome to issue #36 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, broadcasting from the few remaining moments before AI smoothly takes over the arduous task of...
#35: until you're like, "seriously?"
Welcome to issue #35 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. You know, friends, we're just [opens Calculator app, runs the numbers] 65 issues away from our...
#34: "weird in all the best ways"
Well well well, if it isn't the newsletter that time forgot, screaming back into your inboxes with all the grace of a motorcycle being sucked into a jet...
#33: "for more information, please reread"
Welcome to issue #32 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Sorry I'm so late getting it out to you today. I was busy being fitted for my new "Disco Deejay"...
#32: would you be my neighbor
Welcome to issue #32 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, the first issue of the new year! It's going to be a short issue this week, a minimalist issue if you...
#31: rockin' back inside my heart
Welcome to issue #31 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, the final issue of the year 2022. I'll be skipping the next scheduled pub date of Dec 30th,...
#30: typically upbeat & optimistic
Welcome to issue #30 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, returning in full force after last week's brief hiatus due to a bank holiday or whatever. Highlights...
#29: complete obliteration
Welcome to issue #29 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Feeling punchy after a prolonged internet outage at our house left us huddled around a single iPhone...
#28: "the inherent absurdity of both setting and premise"
Welcome to issue #28 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. A holiday note: issue #3 of this newsletter from last year's beta period included a "Scary Halloween...
#27: "elaborate coping mechanisms"
Welcome to issue #27 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Amidst the dreary backdrop of reality's insistent assertion of itself, producing this newsletter...
#26: where insects sound like lasers
Welcome to issue #26 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. As of this issue, we've reached a year of publishing this newsletter. During the beta period (the...
#25: life, the sensuous dream
Welcome to issue #25 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, arriving late and with several metaphorical bruises, but here nonetheless. Working from a new...
#24: if you complain once more
Welcome to issue #24 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Bringing this one screaming in for a landing as the sun comes up, ready to face the morning with the...
