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September 12, 2021

Less like Squidward, more like Spongebob

Thanks to Reddit, I have a theory about Spongebob.

The theory is that we all come into the world as Spongebob—excited and imaginative—and then, as life happens, we morph into Squidward—disillusioned and grumpy.

squidward meme that says "i just realized that i grew up to become squidward"

Maybe you don't remember your Spongebob phase. Maybe you never had a chance. That's ok too. I think there are very admirable things about Squidward. He's not a people pleaser. He practices the clarinet in his free time. He's responsible.

But he also envies Spongebob.

Remember the episode about imagination? (just learned that the episode is actually called "Idiot Box" lol)

spongebob making a rainbow with his hands

In the episode, Spongebob and Patrick are having so much fun inside a cardboard box that Squidward can't help but try it out himself. Ultimately, he's unsuccessful because he has no imagination.

My question for you is this — When did you start becoming less like Spongebob, and more like Squidward?

I believe we have the ability to access our inner Spongebob at any moment. Today. Right now.

You have to stand firm in your Spongebobness...He has wonderful things happen to him because he exists in the world as love. Squidward often has pitfalls and disappointments because he is expecting life to be bad.

— Reddit user cathygainer

Things I consumed / created / did this week

I've been having a lot of fun updating my Pinterest boards. Very 2011 of me, I know, but I'm having fun.

This grandma's massive bag full of stuff on TikTok

These delicious and easy baked chicken drumsticks with mini-cheesy baked potatoes

A whole package of lightly salted dark chocolate truffles. The perfect dessert.

The infinite well of creativity

My friend's latest song release, Dizzy

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