Announcement: Suspicious Activity Leads to Destruction of Willey Clocktower
Suspicious Activity Leads to Destruction of Willey Clocktower To be honest, I had hoped it was going to be a quiet Saturday, despite all of ongoing...
Announcement: Performance of Haydn’s Cello Concerto in C STILL ON Tomorrow
Performance of Haydn’s Cello Concerto in C STILL ON Tomorrow Based on the number of emails my office has received, I want to confirm that tomorrow’s cello...
Announcement: BE READY TO BLIND YOURSELF BEFORE THE ARRANGER’S APPROACH!
BE READY TO BLIND YOURSELF BEFORE THE ARRANGER’S APPROACH! TIME HAS STOPPED! THE END IS UPON US! PREPARE YOURSELF! THE TIME OF THE ARRANGER IS AT HAND! Q-0...
Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 4/8 - 4/14
Town Announcements Possible homicide, bodies missing from cemetery after eclipse As Question Mark’s only dignified and yet exceedingly affordable cemetery,...
Announcement: Every stop light and sign in town is now missing, at least temporarily.
Every stop light and sign in town is now missing, at least temporarily. No doubt you have already noticed that there is an unprecedented time-based anomaly...
Announcement: Spring Carnival (formerly Winter Carnival) canceled due to weather and/or possible anomalies with Time
Spring Carnival (formerly Winter Carnival) canceled due to weather and/or possible anomalies with Time Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Spring Carnival,...
Announcement: University of Ohio Extension Experimental Crop Station Spring Online Courses Now Available
University of Ohio Extension Experimental Crop Station Spring Online Courses Now Available The University of Ohio Extension Experimental Crop Station is...
Announcement: Possible homicide, bodies missing from cemetery after eclipse
Possible homicide, bodies missing from cemetery after eclipse As Question Mark’s only dignified and yet exceedingly affordable cemetery, it brings me great...
Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 4/1 - 4/7
Town Announcements Donations Needed to Restore Willey Clocktower The Willey Clocktower is one of the oldest, most recognizable Question Mark man-made...
Announcement: Children injured at Spring Flower Show
Children injured at Spring Flower Show Whoever from the University of Ohio Experimental Crop Station thought it was a good idea to bring several grotesque-...
Announcement: The entire town is invited to our upcoming commitment ceremony
The entire town is invited to our upcoming commitment ceremony Valerie Evans and Beth Galinski invite you to celebrate the commitment of their love on...
Announcement: Donations Needed to Restore Willey Clocktower
Donations Needed to Restore Willey Clocktower The Willey Clocktower is one of the oldest, most recognizable Question Mark man-made features in our town and...
Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 3/25 - 3/31
Town Announcements Former corrupt police officer Troy Holland brought to justice. Again. It gives me great pleasure to announce that after a painstaking...
Announcement: Former corrupt police officer Troy Holland brought to justice. Again.
Former corrupt police officer Troy Holland brought to justice. Again. It gives me great pleasure to announce that after a painstaking investigation led by...
Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 3/17 - 3/24
Town Announcements Missing–dentist Everyone: just a note to say it looks like Dr. Peterson’s dentist office has vanished. I was pulling into the parking lot...
Announcement: Question Mark Police Department launches Report-A-Disappearance
Question Mark Police Department launches Report-A-Disappearance As many of you are aware, the Question Mark Police Department has come under considerable...
Announcement: Plant People are just People Again I Guess
Plant People are just People Again I Guess I know I’ve been asked to not post to the Town Announcements, but seeing as how I’m the only police officer not...
A MESSAGE VIA THE QM EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
A MESSAGE VIA THE QM EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM QUESTION MARK EMERGENCY ALERT: PLEASE SHELTER IN PLACE, KEEP DISTANCE FROM PLANT PEOPLE! On Wednesday, March 20,...
Announcement: Missing–dentist
Missing–dentist Everyone: just a note to say it looks like Dr. Peterson’s dentist office has vanished. I was pulling into the parking lot and saw Trish...
Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 3/11 - 3/17
Town Announcements Flock of white peacocks spotted in tree I was on the way to Question Mark Foods to pick up a loaf of bread and a bottle of milk when I saw...