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Announcement: Goodbye, Question Mark, Ohio

Goodbye, Question Mark, Ohio Everything in town disappeared today. I guess all I can do is hope that it’s somehow going to be okay. Before we left Question...

Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 5/13 - 5/20

Town Announcements Read all our Town Announcements. Come celebrate all that I have done with this imposing, new Town Memorial This is an architectural...

Announcement: Please participate in our loss memorial

Please participate in our loss memorial This evening we will be holding a loss memorial to help us name everything we have lost or are about to lose as a...

Announcement: Evacuation underway. Also, cat found

Evacuation underway. Also, cat found Citizens of Question Mark. Guess what? Another bit of good news as we are all approaching the end. As Question Mark...

Announcement: Town needs to evacuate. And please keep clear of Towns Towing

Town needs to evacuate. And please keep clear of Towns Towing Due to the impending possible disappearance of the town in two days, all citizens of Question...

Announcement: Town Memorial ceremony canceled.

Town Memorial ceremony canceled. Of course my Mayor Elizabeth Zisk Ice Skating Ring and Town Memorial groundbreaking ceremony has been canceled due to...

Announcement: End of Time Sale, all pets half-off.

End of Time Sale, all pets half-off. Don't worry we still have lots of pets It’s sure been a strange year at Meows the Time, and I guess for all of us here...

Announcement: Question Mark will disappear in five days

Question Mark will disappear in five days After the elementary school pageant tonight, I saw some strange lights and followed them to the abandoned bowling...

Announcement: Come celebrate all that I have done with this imposing, new Town Memorial

Come celebrate all that I have done with this imposing, new Town Memorial This is an architectural rendering, the statue will be far more beautiful. People...

Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 4/29 - 5/12

Town Announcements Everything is going to end in Question Mark this Saturday. The end is coming this Saturday unless someone does something right now. If...

Announcement: Music from the Void presented in its entirety

Music from the Void presented in its entirety Over the last several weeks, I have spent many, many hours working with a number of technicians and...

Announcement: Books about confronting reality

Books about confronting reality Before everything in town disappeared this weekend, a young person came in to the Question Mark Public Library and asked if...

Announcement: The entire town disappeared and now has reappeared two days later.

The entire town disappeared and now has reappeared two days later. On Saturday afternoon, I was on my way back from Columbus, where I was auditioning for the...

Announcement: Join Us For The Final Eightcellerator Test Today.

Join Us For The Final Eightcellerator Test Today. Citizens of Question Mark, It is my privilege to welcome you to the future, a future of endless...

Announcement: We have one last shot to save the town.

We have one last shot to save the town. I know I have asked a lot of everyone over the last year but this is important. Officer Ron Dublowski and I followed...

Announcement: Everything is going to end in Question Mark this Saturday.

Everything is going to end in Question Mark this Saturday. The end is coming this Saturday unless someone does something right now. If successful, New...

Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 4/22 - 4/28

Town Announcements Cat found! I was out on one of my morning walks today, enjoying the spring air and lack of disappearing buildings, and came across a cat...

Announcement: Rental properties unexpectedly available

Rental properties unexpectedly available Due to all the excitement in town these last twelve months, Pine Ridge Apartments is excited to announce a number of...

Announcement: Cat found!

Cat found! I was out on one of my morning walks today, enjoying the spring air and lack of disappearing buildings, and came across a cat wandering in the...

Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 4/15 - 4/21

Town Announcements BE READY TO BLIND YOURSELF BEFORE THE ARRANGER’S APPROACH! TIME HAS STOPPED! THE END IS UPON US! PREPARE YOURSELF! THE TIME OF THE...

Announcement: Suspicious Activity Leads to Destruction of Willey Clocktower

Suspicious Activity Leads to Destruction of Willey Clocktower To be honest, I had hoped it was going to be a quiet Saturday, despite all of ongoing...

Announcement: Performance of Haydn’s Cello Concerto in C STILL ON Tomorrow

Performance of Haydn’s Cello Concerto in C STILL ON Tomorrow Based on the number of emails my office has received, I want to confirm that tomorrow’s cello...

Announcement: BE READY TO BLIND YOURSELF BEFORE THE ARRANGER’S APPROACH!

BE READY TO BLIND YOURSELF BEFORE THE ARRANGER’S APPROACH! TIME HAS STOPPED! THE END IS UPON US! PREPARE YOURSELF! THE TIME OF THE ARRANGER IS AT HAND! Q-0...

Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 4/8 - 4/14

Town Announcements Possible homicide, bodies missing from cemetery after eclipse As Question Mark’s only dignified and yet exceedingly affordable cemetery,...

Announcement: Every stop light and sign in town is now missing, at least temporarily.

Every stop light and sign in town is now missing, at least temporarily. No doubt you have already noticed that there is an unprecedented time-based anomaly...

Announcement: Spring Carnival (formerly Winter Carnival) canceled due to weather and/or possible anomalies with Time

Spring Carnival (formerly Winter Carnival) canceled due to weather and/or possible anomalies with Time Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Spring Carnival,...

Announcement: University of Ohio Extension Experimental Crop Station Spring Online Courses Now Available

University of Ohio Extension Experimental Crop Station Spring Online Courses Now Available The University of Ohio Extension Experimental Crop Station is...

Announcement: Possible homicide, bodies missing from cemetery after eclipse

Possible homicide, bodies missing from cemetery after eclipse As Question Mark’s only dignified and yet exceedingly affordable cemetery, it brings me great...

Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 4/1 - 4/7

Town Announcements Donations Needed to Restore Willey Clocktower The Willey Clocktower is one of the oldest, most recognizable Question Mark man-made...

Announcement: Children injured at Spring Flower Show

Children injured at Spring Flower Show Whoever from the University of Ohio Experimental Crop Station thought it was a good idea to bring several grotesque-...

Announcement: The entire town is invited to our upcoming commitment ceremony

The entire town is invited to our upcoming commitment ceremony Valerie Evans and Beth Galinski invite you to celebrate the commitment of their love on...

Announcement: Donations Needed to Restore Willey Clocktower

Donations Needed to Restore Willey Clocktower The Willey Clocktower is one of the oldest, most recognizable Question Mark man-made features in our town and...

Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 3/25 - 3/31

Town Announcements Former corrupt police officer Troy Holland brought to justice. Again. It gives me great pleasure to announce that after a painstaking...

Announcement: Former corrupt police officer Troy Holland brought to justice. Again.

Former corrupt police officer Troy Holland brought to justice. Again. It gives me great pleasure to announce that after a painstaking investigation led by...

Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 3/17 - 3/24

Town Announcements Missing–dentist Everyone: just a note to say it looks like Dr. Peterson’s dentist office has vanished. I was pulling into the parking lot...

Announcement: Question Mark Police Department launches Report-A-Disappearance

Question Mark Police Department launches Report-A-Disappearance As many of you are aware, the Question Mark Police Department has come under considerable...

Announcement: Plant People are just People Again I Guess

Plant People are just People Again I Guess I know I’ve been asked to not post to the Town Announcements, but seeing as how I’m the only police officer not...

A MESSAGE VIA THE QM EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM

A MESSAGE VIA THE QM EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM QUESTION MARK EMERGENCY ALERT: PLEASE SHELTER IN PLACE, KEEP DISTANCE FROM PLANT PEOPLE! On Wednesday, March 20,...

Announcement: Missing–dentist

Missing–dentist Everyone: just a note to say it looks like Dr. Peterson’s dentist office has vanished. I was pulling into the parking lot and saw Trish...

Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 3/11 - 3/17

Town Announcements Flock of white peacocks spotted in tree I was on the way to Question Mark Foods to pick up a loaf of bread and a bottle of milk when I saw...

Announcement: Bruno Ellis inducted into Wrestling Hall of Fame

Bruno Ellis inducted into Wrestling Hall of Fame Iris Englebrecht, my dad, and I had the incredible honor to witness Bruno Ellis–formerly known as the Ohio...

Announcement: Come Witness the Circle of Death!

Come Witness the Circle of Death! Do you like nonstop entertainment and death-defying fun!? Do you want to see me light my brother aflame, saw him in half,...

Announcement: Flock of white peacocks spotted in tree

Flock of white peacocks spotted in tree I was on the way to Question Mark Foods to pick up a loaf of bread and a bottle of milk when I saw a tree filled with...

Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 3/4 - 3/10

Town Announcements Mr. Freeze-E ice cream is missing, the whole thing People of Question Mark. I have some terrible news to share with each of you. This...

Announcement: Question Mart Weekly Sale on Hard-Boiled Eggs!

Question Mart Weekly Sale on Hard-Boiled Eggs! Eggs are nature's pick-me-up. Hey, Question Mark. Wow, it’s been a hard week. Did you hear about Mr. Freeze-E...

Announcement: Veterans Hall has vanished

Veterans Hall has vanished As you know, I am not one to bother anyone with any of my particular thoughts and feelings, but last night, I had another very...

Announcement: Come celebrate Reginald Willey Jr.’s contributions to Question Mark

Come celebrate Reginald Willey Jr.’s contributions to Question Mark Many citizens of Question Mark are extremely familiar with the life of Reginald Willey,...

Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 2/26 - 3/3

Town Announcements Elizabeth Zisk has been reinstated as mayor It is my duty to inform the community that the town of Question Mark, OH has decided to...

Announcement: There are SEVEN Voids

There are SEVEN Voids The Void we discovered outside Foreverland Pet Refrigeration. Over the last ten months, I’ve heard odd music coming from strange places...

Announcement: Field recording of strange musical signals being broadcast in Question Mark

Field recording of strange musical signals being broadcast in Question Mark With the help of several inquisitive members of your community including Violet...