Xi Goes Shopping, “More Trump,” and the Government’s Final Battle
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September 28, 2026
EXCELLENT CHOICE.
Trump turns U.S. arms sales into a showroom pitch to Xi. Rubio realizes the salesmanship may have gone a little too far.
MORE TRUMP.
Republican strategists show Trump the midterm warning signs. His solution to voters wanting less of him is exactly what you would expect.
THEN WHY DID THEY NEED ME?
A farmer calls 999 after the base police don't answer. Then she hears Trump says the suspects had been under surveillance for a long time.
I MEAN SOMETHING WE CAN ACTUALLY DO.
Trump's affordability ideas keep running into resistance. Bessent offers the obvious alternative: lower prices.
ME.
A taxpayer-funded Trump ad is called a public service announcement. The obvious question is what, exactly, the public service is.
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