The Genie Dream, Super Intelligence & $90 for Your Vote
Politics Is Absurd
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October 4, 2026
THE GENIE DREAM AGAIN.
Joe Biden gets through two wishes for a post-Trump America before Jill wakes him just as the third wish gets interesting.
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: FIND ME SOME.
Trump gives the new Super Intelligence Force its first assignment: find him some intelligence.
WELL, THAT’S ONE WAY TO REDUCE EMISSIONS.
Justice Samuel Alito’s recusal leaves an empty chair as the Supreme Court takes up a major Big Oil climate case.
IS THAT ALL YOU DID?
Trump shows Natalie Harp the daylight-saving clock photo he sent Tom Cotton. Her follow-up question gets a less confident answer.
PAID FOR BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT.
Three pre-election cash offers tower over Times Square while a mother wonders whether New Yorkers have to look at them until Election Day.
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