SAVE says no, deportation roulette, and taxpayers buy Trump some love
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September 25, 2026 Five new cartoons today.
If That’s Good Enough for Me.
A voter brings overwhelming proof of citizenship. The SAVE system has other ideas.
Window Seat or Aisle?
Third-country deportation becomes an airport check-in process where the destination comes after the seat assignment.
And There They Are.
A judge restores White House press access. The state dinner finds a very literal interpretation of “on the grounds.”
The American People Love Me.
A taxpayer-funded presidential highlight reel meets the polling data.
That’s Two More Pandas Than We Had Yesterday.
A U.S.–China summit scorecard finds one unmistakable deliverable: two pandas.
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