Pandas, Frozen Hell, AI & Another National Security Threat
Politics Is Absurd
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September 27, 2026
PLEASE DON’T TELL ME YOU GAVE HIM TAIWAN.
Xi sent America two adorable new “envoys of friendship.” Marco Rubio has one fairly important follow-up question.
THAT’S HOW THE BALLROOM STARTED.
Major League Baseball wants to play one game in Grand Teton National Park. Trump appears to have heard the word “build.”
WHAT THE HELL?
When even Fox News starts criticizing Trump’s war with the press, apparently somebody needs to check the temperature downstairs.
NO MORE THAN A FREE PRESS.
At the White House, the “National Security Threat” stamp is getting quite a workout.
CHATGPT TOLD ME WE’RE THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT.
Congress has identified artificial intelligence as a potential existential threat to humanity. Naturally, the discussion can wait until after the midterms.
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