In which I pretend to be an artist

I'm scanning some of my notebooks for a little art zine.

Tentatively titled "The Heart of a Tamagotchi in the Body of a Meat Thermometer (and Other Good Ideas)," this saddle-stitched and professionally printed treatise will, also tentatively, be out this Christmas.

tentative (adjective)
ten·​ta·​tive ˈten-tə-tiv
1. not fully worked out or developed
2. hesitant, uncertain

Are all the ideas viable? Original and without patent or prior art? Drawn convincingly? From a human? See PS below for answers.

Back in sticker business

Earlier this year, I stopped selling stickers after a rash of scam orders. Small bummer but whatever.

Seasons have changed and the transaction log says it's not happening much anymore, so I'm cautiously bringing my sticky vinyl shapes back in stock.

Is the scam rash done or just laying dormant? Time will tell.

(Or buy a kit and I'll throw some in like I always do.)

Real quick...

What does this knob do?

Yours most sincerely,
Hello my name is Tommy from Oskitone

P.S. I wish! Certainly not. No, but I tried. Yes.