CJW: Welcome back, gang. Dan is off this issue, so it’s a smaller one than usual. I swear, I read a lot this past fortnight, but not much felt worth sharing with you all. Fingies crossed for next issue.
CJW: We’ve got a small issue this week ‘cause Dan has been under the hammer this past fortnight. Still, we’ve got some interesting stuff for you, as ever.
nothing here but 40,000-year-old microbes happy to launch nukes
issue 311 - 1st March, 2026
CJW: You wanna go out dancing? Or maybe we can go out and beat some billionaire paedophiles to death with hammers? Just feel like doing something fun when everything seems so awful, y’know?
CJW: Welcome to another issue of nothing here. All day yesterday bluesky was kicking off about the latest Epstein Files release. All of it is disgusting, none of it is surprising. These people need to be exiled from society, preferably down to the Titanic in a flimsy submarine.
CJW: Welcome to the first nothing here for 2026. We’re so happy to have you here. In order to give ourselves a break over the holidays, we tend to do some sort of special issue around late December or early January - usually a retrospective (and/or a movie discussion relevant to the holidays) - but this time around Lidia had a different suggestion that we decided to run with.
