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False Pangram, Thursday August 22
August 22, 2024
Today's word is: UNCHUCKED [adjective] The state of being chuckable or deserving of being chucked, but not yet actually chucked. I left no shoe unchucked...
False Pangram, Tuesday July 17
July 17, 2024
Today's word is: UNINVENTED [adjective] Something that hasn’t been invented yet. Duh. My great uninvented idea is a car with an additional “sorry” light to...
False Pangram, Sunday July 14
July 14, 2024
Today's word is: INNOJECTION [noun] An interruption to a conversation caused by the interrupter’s excitement about a new idea. “The valet stole the keys and...
False Pangram, Saturday July 13
July 13, 2024
Today's word is: UNBAILING [verb] Attempting to be re-invited to an event you’d previously flaked on. He spent the weekend unbailing with friends he had been...
False Pangram, Thursday July 11
July 11, 2024
Today's word is: ITCHWEED [noun] Grass that is uncomfortable to sit in or travel through. Not to be confused with ditch weed. I sat on some itchweed instead...
False Pangram, Saturday July 6
July 6, 2024
Today's word is: CHOICEBOTCH [verb] To freeze and do nothing when faced with too many good options. I choicebotched my sandwich order and came home with a...
False Pangram, Thursday July 4
July 4, 2024
Today's word is: JOYLING [noun] A tiny spark of joy in an otherwise drab moment. I felt the smallest joyling as the CEO’s pen went flying during a...
False Pangram, Monday July 1
July 1, 2024
Today's word is: HANDLINE [noun] The slow drift from writing in a straight line to writing at an angle while writing on a blank sheet of paper. “This...
False Pangram, Sunday June 30
June 30, 2024
Today's word is: BRAINWOW [noun] Knowledge you didn’t know you had that emerges at the exact time you need it. Oh my gosh I was right, it WAS Abe Vigoda!...
False Pangram, Wednesday June 26
June 26, 2024
Today's word is: BEACHCOMA [noun] The sun-addled vegetative state induced by a long day of relaxation. The lurching sensation of a flat tire jolted her...
False Pangram, Tuesday June 25
June 25, 2024
Today's word is: LARKING [verb] Flitting about in a pointedly inattentive way; participating in a lark. He spent his weekends larking about at the roller...
False Pangram, Friday June 21
June 21, 2024
Today's word is: OUTLAUGH [verb] To enjoy life out of spite. It was near the end of her life when she realized she had outlived, outlaughed, and outloved...
False Pangram, Sunday June 16
June 16, 2024
Today's word is: ARTOUCH [noun] One or more injuries acquired in the pursuit of a creative goal. His glassblowing practice left him with artouches on both...
False Pangram, Saturday June 15
June 15, 2024
Today's word is: VOIDLAND [noun] The strip of dead grass, fast food wrappers, and empty cans that grows around a fence.
False Pangram, Sunday June 9
June 9, 2024
Today's word is: WEEKAGING [noun] A visible change in enthusiasm and vigor at the prospect of a new workweek. (Haha autobiographical so fun!)
False Pangram, Saturday June 8
June 8, 2024
Today's word is: HANGDANCE [verb] To wiggle and groove in your seat when someone plays an album you like during a non-dancing hang. (See also: DANCEHANG, a...
False Pangram, Friday June 7
June 7, 2024
Today's word is: YAPCOPHANY [noun] A loud and unpleasant environment full of a bunch of people yapping so loud you can’t hear yourself yap.
False Pangram, Thursday June 6
June 6, 2024
Today's word is: LYRICALITY [noun] The ability to hear and appreciate the poetic devices in the text of a song while receiving no musical information...
False Pangram, Tuesday June 4
June 4, 2024
Today's word is: NAPLIMIT [noun] The point at which a nap transforms from a refreshing little break to a unsatisfying and grog inducing sleep.
False Pangram, Sunday June 2
June 2, 2024
Today's word is: NANOHOLIC [noun] A person who is very slightly addicted to microdosing.
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