False Pangram

False Pangram, Saturday June 1

June 1, 2024

Today's word is: FUNGLED [verb] Created a disastrous but enjoyable situation.

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False Pangram, Sunday March 17

March 17, 2024

Today's word is: PANOPOLOGY [noun] A desperate and wide-ranging apology for everything, usually offered by someone who has no idea what they did wrong.

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False Pangram, Wednesday December 27

December 27, 2023

Today's word is: CHUMPTAT [noun] A tattoo given as a prank, particularly a tattoo to a belligerent person who does not speak the language.

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False Pangram, Sunday December 24

December 24, 2023

Today's word is: PIEHAND [verb] To eat away at a pie by taking tiny pieces of crust or filling over the course of a day. To be caught piehanded is to be...

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False Pangram, Saturday December 23

December 23, 2023

Today's word is: HOLLYCROP [interjection] What Mrs. Claus says instead of holy crap when elves are present.

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False Pangram, Friday December 22

December 22, 2023

Today's word is: COJUICING [verb] Overusing an inside joke to make other people in on the joke feel included.

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False Pangram, Thursday December 21

December 22, 2023

I skipped yesterday because all the words I could come up with sounded like pharmaceuticals. Trivicol? Rovoltic?? Virtocolic?? These do not satisfy! So,...

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False Pangram, Wednesday December 20

December 20, 2023

Today's word is: BLOBCAKE [noun] A misshapen cake, particularly one made by a small child for a parent. Highly valued, if rarely delicious.

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False Pangram, Tuesday December 19

December 19, 2023

Today's word is: AROMAFUL [adjective] Emitting an unplaceable odor that triggers a sense of nostalgia, often nostalgia for kindergarten.

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False Pangram, Monday December 18

December 18, 2023

Today's word is: NAPCOUNT [noun] The precise duration an individual requires for a nap to be refreshing. Exceeding one’s NAPCOUNT leaves a person groggier...

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False Pangram, Sunday December 17

December 17, 2023

Today's word is: MEATPIN [verb] The state of being stuck on the couch because your muscles refuse to move.

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False Pangram, Saturday December 16

December 16, 2023

Today's word is: GLEENICHE [adjective] The sense of giddiness one feels when they meet someone interested in a topic or hobby they thought they did alone.

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False Pangram, Friday December 15

December 15, 2023

Today's word is: YAPCHECK [noun] The sudden realization that you’ve been talking without a point to make for a very long time. [verb] To stop someone...

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False Pangram, Thursday December 14

December 14, 2023

Today's word is: MILLIDONNA [noun] An insult leveled at an opera singer with a weak voice, small stature, or lack of stage presence.

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False Pangram, Wednesday December 13

December 13, 2023

Today's word is: MEMEGAZING [noun] Looking at internet content until time changes its cadence and you no longer feel anything at all.

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False Pangram, Tuesday December 12

December 13, 2023

Today's word is: NIBBALIVE [noun] To pretend to gnaw on a beloved pet, as a sign of affection.

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False Pangram, Monday December 11

December 12, 2023

Today's word is: UNLARDY [adjective] Lacking in flavor and decadence, prepared without the enjoyment of the recipients in mind. Used to describe unhealthy...

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False Pangram, Sunday December 10

December 10, 2023

Today's word is: CANYONHALL [noun] A type of multi-story banquet hall built in a large chasm or canyon. Guests start at the bottom and work their way up with...

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False Pangram, Saturday December 9

December 9, 2023

Today's word is: MELTOLOGY [NOUN] A fancy word for arson.

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False Pangram, Friday December 8

December 8, 2023

Today's word is: NORLAID [verb] To get so preoccupied with reasons why an idea won’t work you forget your original idea.

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