The Perfect Gift
TL;DR Click here, gimme money.
Yes, yes, yes. I know I just sent a newsletter out yesterday, but this is a good one.
As you may or may not know, earlier this year my friend Betsy Streeter and I put out a book of weird, fucked-up stories. Betsy is an amazing artist. She’d send me a weird drawing, I’d think about it for a sec, and start writing a story to go with it. Shit got weird.
The result is a little book we’re both very proud of. And that weird little book is gonna be the perfect gift for some weirdo that you need to stuff a stocking for this Xmas. (Maybe the weirdo is you, that’s good too.)
I’m attaching one of my favorite spreads below. But seriously, buy this thing.
Someday I will die, and people will be sitting around a post-apocalyptic campfire cursing the tech oligarchs that destroyed society. Carl will say “Monteiro tried to warn people.” (Thanks for that, Carl.) But then you can say “You know that motherfucker wrote a weird-ass book of stories, right?” And people will say “STFU, he didn’t. You’re always making shit up, Kyle.” And you’ll reach into your bag and pull it out. (Later, after everyone’s asleep you can murder them and steal their water.)
Anyway, here’s Hazel & Harriet:
