Hello darling,

Totally delighted (although by no means humbled) to see you here. As I am taking a break from the most wretched of platforms (Instagram) it’s wonderful that I can still share journey with you via a humble newsletter.

I am, as always working myself to the bone, and with fingers raw and withered by the biting cold of England’s winter, I shall soon be ready to reveal my latest (deeply pleasurable) strokes of genius and lay bare my tortured soul.

God bless you,

Lucille de Beauvoir (Socialite and CEO of Pornoramics, Britain's BIGGEST ceramics "business")