World of Animals VII
 | "Well helloooooo, ladies! … and gents!" |
"Welcome back to World of Animals, an occasional feature—I'm your beloved host, Carl. My how the time does fly; let's get straight to those fascinating Nature Facts from the wonderful World of Animals!"
One Big Happy (panel), 9/1/24
 | "What? LIBEL! Wait, libel is when it's printed. Okay, SLANDER! Hmm, what is it when a printed guy says something? All right James, I'm going to let you off the hook this one time—but watch your step, pal!" |
Mark Trail, 9/15/24
| "HA! 'Cat colony in the wild' is warmblood code for a gang of insatiable, fanged monsters who prowl by night murdering innocent turtles. WIPE THEM OUT! [ahem] Thank you for your kind attention." |
Slylock Fox, (panel) 9/15/24
| "Well, of course! Did you think a reptile would ever be so rude? Do you think we're amphibians or something?" |
Mutts, 9/15/24
| "Look, we turtles may have our faults, but we're not delusional." |
Rex Morgan, M.D. (panel), 9/15/24
| "Well, you're the expert! But why not find a nice rock to sun yourself on instead of hogging that bench all week?" |
That's all for today—time to get up from the bench and explore the wonderful World of Animals!
-- Turtle Carl
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