Zut alors! Le massacre simulatif!
Sam and Silo, 10/22/22 Now, I’ve never claimed on here to be “hip” or “young” or “with it” or “not a 48-year-old comics blogger,” but I spend a certain...
Metapost: Depths of COTW
Folks!!!!! Just two weeks from today, in Los Angeles, we have a VERY SPECIAL Internet Read Aloud, featuring Annie Rauwerda of Depths Of Wikipedia fame, which...
Live by the app, die by the app
Gil Thorp, 10/21/22 Look, we all know that there’s supposed to be an apostrophe in “Yonkers,” and the joke is that Madame Yonker’s fever is up, meaning she’s...
Gloria seems fun, I've always said this
Mother Goose and Grimm, 10/20/22 You know what? You, yes you, have made the conscious choice to taked time out of your one wild and precious life to read a...
Crankshaft will not let the world off so easily
Funky Winkerbean, 10/19/22 So, I guess several years ago Susan Smith thought about killing herself, but she was saved by the fortunate arrival of Ed...
Hellish and heavenly Tuesday
Mother Goose and Grimm, 10/18/22 Yesterday, we learned that dogs are granted an automatic free pass into Paradise by God himself, overriding even the...
Let's get ready for SAAADDNESSSS
Funky Winkerbean, 10/17/22 Look, I’m kind of face blind in real life, with actual human faces, and so since I’m dealing with a cartoon face here it’s wholly...
Poop and money
Hi and Lois, 10/15/22 My first thought reading this was “Wow, who funded this strip?” because I refuse to believe that any ordinary person would just place...
Metapost: It's that time again. Time .... for your comments of the week
No fuss no muss just COTW! "At that age, you should only have two possible items on your bucket list: either 'not dying' or 'dying.’” --Ettorre The runners...
Friday is for ass
Beetle Bailey, 10/14/22 There’s a lot to potentially get hung up on here – Otto has a date, Otto and his date are talking rather than using thought balloons,...
I too am still trying to figure out what's going on, just in general
Marvin, 10/13/22 Well, Marvin’s been at it for 40 years now, with the “it” that it’s been “at” mostly consisting of poop/piss jokes about the title...
At sea, scientifically
Mother Goose and Grimm, 10/12/22 Whoops, I was going to do a whole bit about how this bulldog straight-up murdered someone in prison "the kennel," but it...
Tuesday is for old people
Shoe, 10/11/22 If you want a sense of how very old the actual imagined target readership of the newspaper comics is, consider today's Shoe, which uses as the...
Remember finger quotin', folks? We're bringing it back
Six Chix, 10/10/22 Man, it’s been a while since there’s been a Six Chix with so many specific inexplicable details as this one, and I feel like we need to...
Starting to see a pattern with all these losers, hmm
Mary Worth, 10/9/22 Oh, God, remember when Tommy proposed to his girlfriend with an onion ring but she rejected him and then thought he had lapsed back into...
How is even saying that? OH WAIT HE ISN'T
Hi and Lois, 10/8/22 A fun fact is that the Major League Baseball postseason expanded to a multi-round playoff format in 1969, and there's no timeline where...
Metapost: COME SEE MY DARN SHOW (plus COTW)
Hello y'all! It's the first Friday of the month and that means if you are in or near Los Angeles, you should be coming to The Internet Read Aloud, live on...
Meanwhile, Loretta is cutting her goop (?) with a knife and fork
Mary Worth, 10/7/22 Ladies! You want to know what it takes to get a man to "put a ring [not pictured] on it"? Well, apparently you just have to cook the same...
Various narrative takes on crime fighting
Judge Parker, 10/6/22 Oh, were you excited about Sam's old partner Steve making a triumphant return to the strip? Well, too bad, it's been less than three...
Let's make Skeleton Wednesday a thing, folks
Slylock Fox, 10/5/22 I'm very tickled by the fact that a mystery comic strip for kids (it's right there in the title! Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids! surely...