Forbidden municipal romance
Gasoline Alley, 11/10/22 Gasoline Alley is, I admit, one of those strips I read out of a sense of professional obligation rather than a true inborn...
I'm talkin' involuntary poopin', if that's not clear
Rex Morgan, M.D., 11/9/22 Oh, sorry folks, I haven’t been keeping you up to date on the antics of “Mud Mountain Murphy!” Well, after doing some mild flirting...
Impressive that the tent stays that bold orange color in the relentless Saharan sun
Crock, 11/8/22 As America’s #1 syndicated newspaper comic strip blogger, I probably have a better handle on the internal lore of many of the strips than...
All I want to do is travel across the country without looking at a poor person, is that too much to ask
Dustin, 11/7/22 Oh, I'm sorry, did you think that the syndicated comic Dustin was done airing its petty grievances about air travel? Well, you thought wrong,...
Mary will, of course, be giving away the bride
Mary Worth, 11/6/22 Welp, it looks like Mary Worth does have an important lesson to teach us about love, and it’s that if your gal rejects your marriage...
They can print anything they want in the paper these days, because nobody reads them anymore
Gil Thorp, 11/5/22 “Thanks for doing this on such short notice, Gil.” “Of course, Marjie. Actually it worked out great, because it turns out the football...
Metapost: The novel COTWirus
Hey folks! Have you ever heard about a little something called karma???? It goes like this: I make an innocent little joke in which I call for the death of...
Tipsy Lockhorns >>>>>>> bored apes
Dennis the Menace, 11/4/22 I actually think it’s more or less fine to do a syndicated newspaper strip that takes place in some kind of permanent 1950s boomer...
Will Gil be sleeping on the extra futon in Kaz's sex dojo???
Gil Thorp, 11/3/22 The new Gil Thorp writer has definitely upped the strip's confusion game, which used to be centered on two plots you couldn't keep track...
Dennis has been wandering around in that soiled shirt for days, it's sad really
Blondie, 11/2/22 I had a whole riff ready to go here about how I’m not a prude and it’s not like I think legacy comics characters shouldn’t feel and express...
Just a tip, kids: try not to fall to your death
Funky Winkerbean, 11/1/22 Huh, well, I guess Funky really is shutting down Montoni’s after all? This of course provides a great opportunity to trace the...
Monday is for grudging respect
Slylock Fox, 10/31/22 The thing I absolutely love and respect about Slick Smitty is that every time we see him, Slylock and the animal cops have him...
Weekend at the Perfesser's
Hi and Lois, 10/30/22 I know it’s not considered “woke” to define a woman in terms of her husband, but I think we can all agree that the Bride of...
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The Lockhorns, 10/29/22 “Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening...
Friday FRAUDULENCE
Funky Winkerbean, 10/28/22 Sorry, I refuse to get emotionally involved in this sudden revelation, which I'm reasonably sure is some kind of fakeout, mostly...
Plugger kind/ Cannot bear very much reality
Shoe, 10/27/22 I’m trying to figure out what the funniest message the Joint Chiefs of Staff could send to a small-town newspaper on an 8 x 11 sheet of paper...
Truly, the man is a muddy mountain
Rex Morgan, M.D., 10/26/22 I’ll admit it: I do a lot of bitching and moaning about all the “roots country” bullshit in Rex Morgan, M.D., and I appreciate the...
SUPER-IRIS TO THE RESCUE
Mary Worth, 10/25/22 Good (?) news, everybody: Zak didn't fall to his death mid-selfie, or at least he hasn't yet! No, he's grabbed onto a cliffside branch,...
For once, Dithers looks more disappointed than angry
Six Chix, 10/24/22 Ha ha, it’s a blood bank, get it? Get it? Anyway, what I find intriguing about this is that there doesn’t seem to be any way to insert a...
Going to a funeral for someone who spells their name "Zak" is objectively hilarious, sorry if this offends
Dustin, 10/23/22 The thing about Dustin is that it was originally sold in 2010 as a look at Boomer-Millennial tensions, but also the Boomer dad is clearly...