So...
👋🏼 👉🏼👈🏼 I took a bit of a break when the world compound fractured, and between kind of itching for the creative outlet and things probably never looking up...
I Might Have to Put Joe Biden
But COME ON there was what appeared to be a big, wet fart during the recording of his most recent campaign livestream, which is one of the more meta things I...
This Election Is Truly Testing Me
By November Trump is probably going to have something like a quarter million bodies on his head and I’m still going to be refreshing news sites on Election...
Dang This Game Is Realistic
Ashley🦋 @ashleycacioppoabsolutely no one: my dad doing virtual reality: May 16th 2020249,951 Retweets846,192 Likes This man is living my nightmare of getting...
A Name That Sounds Fake
In addition to having all manner of murderous animals, Australia this week revealed itself to be in possession of one Richard Pusey, or: dream song 4...
Much of Today’s Issue
And we’ll lead with a story from The Ringer about the visual effects from TWISTER, a film that, released in the same summer as INDEPENDENCE DAY, was a...
Okay I Promise to Stop Leading with Elon
So let’s talk about this Mario ad: Kim Cattrall @KimCattrall“I’ll always find time for Mario” Marc @MarcSnetikerfully losing my mind over this Nintendo ad...
Okay, So I May Have Broken Everything
So I took a day off, sent Monday’s thing out at a weird time, and then completely wrecked my cadence through unexpected napping is kind of the short of it....
A Quick Jump Out of the Gate
After getting called out the other day for being part of Team Reopen the Country, it looks like Elon took a long, hard look in the mirror and…let me check my...
There's a New Meme in Town
For this transition of months: paige @BonerWizardMay 1st 202038 Retweets194 Likes Even though *NSYNC (Wikipedia says it’s also styled as ‘N SYNC, which seems...
Movie Theaters Are Upset
Just sitting here, silently imagining the entire movie theater industry upending itself over TROLLS WORLD TOUR. What ha-happened was, the big theater chains...
In Another Case Of Accidental Solidarity
As they’re now encouraged to eat fries at least twice a week in an effort to save over *Dr. Eggman voice* 1.5 billion surplus pounds of potatoes and help out...
This Weekend
While states were busy re-opening, the people who were previously chaining themselves to the governor’s desk so that they could die inside the World’s Last...
It Was Literally One Month
Normally the humor of their headlines comes from their outrageousness, but in the case of “Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump...
Just Another Day At My Job
I’ve got a sweet do-nothing gig where I make sure no well-known public figure has endorsed injecting disinfectant into your veins. In all my years on duty...
It Takes A Special Person
But this Xenomorph of Karens has gone and done it. Scottie PIPM @scottiepipmK*ren: "Arrest me" Cop: Okay K*ren: 😲 April 23rd 202039,656 Retweets183,647...
I Can't Help But Think
𝖇𝖎 𝖈𝖚𝖓𝖙 @brokebackboysYALL, DID I SEE THIS CORRECTLY? April 21st 2020650 Retweets4,002 Likes Right, to “greet” you, is that what the wolf said? Later on in...
The Whoosh Sound
When this came through, and I’ve got to say, everyone needs to go to church. I am so sad @HayekandHockeyApril 21st 20209,284 Retweets34,929 Likes Because of...
Only One Day!
Starting first with this article about a troubling looking baby, “I Despise the Large Baby”. Before you get upset about an article ragging on the baby…you...
It Looks Like The Original's Been Deleted
This is a problem with the form I suppose, the transient nature of everything, and how every letter relies on ultimately unreliable sources to provide...