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Watching All These Re-Open The Country Protests

April 18, 2020

explaining commodity form to tired grubhub worker @HegelbonSTEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to the...

There’s a Saying Round Here

April 17, 2020

“Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.” The strongest nominee for Main Character 20200417 is Adam Schorn, the author...

Issue 30: Why Not Number One of Them?

April 16, 2020

Imagine going into your job at the audio descriptions for movies factory, and finding out they’ve assigned you to CATS: Carter McKendry @cmckendryOk, new...

This Is One of Those Endurance Challenges

April 15, 2020

I learned a few things when this video hurtled into my life today: Surprisingly, one of those facts was not “Puddle of Mudd is still a thing?” That I already...

Much Like The French Guy Yesterday

April 14, 2020

Well, the time that wasn’t spent watching baseball anyways, but more on that later. This dog though: The Slithy Tove @TKDanoOmfg. My friend got some giant...

This Skittish Frenchman

April 13, 2020

Even from the headline and subhead from this Buzzfeed story alone, there’s so many things to ask about with this particular story. Before we go on, just know...

When You Get Caught

April 12, 2020

That’s what the headline that starts with “I research porn” is telling me. Just admit that you were honking off, going through and getting a whole career in...

Not Just This

April 11, 2020

Not that there was a ton of content Online today, but I got down a rabbit hole for awhile with my newest YouTube, Woodturning YouTube (with a side of art...

Normally We Keep This Stuff To Other Corners

April 10, 2020

Today, two exhibits from the Department of Excessive Online Horniness: Luke Mones @LukeMonesCould be the quarantine talkin but I want one night with this...

In A Throwback To A Simpler Time

April 9, 2020

Two Names That We All Learned About: Much like Staind said, it’s been awhile since we’ve been able to indulge in the bygone pleasure of just laughing at...

On the One Hand

April 8, 2020

On the other hand maybe I’ll just enjoy the joke. B. W. Carlin @BaileyCarlinAbsolutely losing it at this April 7th 202058,799 Retweets228,523 Likes Ah damn I...

There Are Certain Times

April 7, 2020

And seeing this tweet is definitely at least one tick mark in that column. Adam Egypt Mortimer @adamegyptThere’s never been a satirical sci-fi mind in all of...

Panda Horniness Will Never Be Understood

April 6, 2020

Question 1: Does the zoo keep someone on hand to get photographic evidence of this sort of thing? The angle of the photo makes it seem very voyeuristic, like...

This Headline

April 5, 2020

This combination headline/bullet point list takes you on a journey. Right away, I started with being certain of what a Celta Vigo is (a soccer team it looks...

But Wait, Before We Act Impulsively

April 4, 2020

One of the strangest phenomena of following politics is seeing the particular subclass of grifter known as The Reasonable Republican. A quick trip through...

Listen Here

April 3, 2020

I’d be lying if I said that expectations were high for how Amazon, or really any company in Jeff Bezos’ portfolio would treat its workers during these times....

It Does Truly Take All Kinds

April 2, 2020

And it’s been very surprising to see which corners of my social feed have discovered this game. So this really spoke to me and is a nearly-perfect summation...

In Which I Find Out About Embeds

April 1, 2020

Even in the less-bad of times, April Fools’ Day online is hell, full of dumb, bad humor from brands (even Mariah Carey agrees!), which is second only to...

Wait A Minute

March 31, 2020

I think everything’s a little topsy turvy but which dimension pays you to do this: The big question is do I get that payout every time I finish one of those...

It All Started When They Killed Mr. Peanut

March 30, 2020

I don’t spend a ton of time wondering what would happen if Literally Anyone Else was in charge of getting us all through this thing, because it’s generally...