Goodness me, how time flies. I figured that it had been a while since the last Ridiculous Opinions, so I must update MY FANS on what is happening in my life at the moment.

But unfortunately, you’ve caught me in a down mood, my friends. Not all can be positive in the world of Randall P. Girdner and though I count my lucky stars every day for everything that I have, occasionally things catch up with you. You can outrun the weight of the world only for so long before your feet get caught in the quicksand of existence. Your footsteps drag a bit, your pace slows, and soon, you’re just stuck in the muck. That’s the way I woke up this morning and that feeling has not left me today.*

*But fear not, friends. Stick around to the end.