HOW TO FIX THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE BY RANDALL P. GIRDNER
#1 - It’s Saturday morning and I am jet-lagged. My sleep schedule is entirely off, which means that I get extraordinarily tired at random times of the day and barely know which end is up. Yesterday, we were walking around a mall and out of nowhere, I could barely utter a sentence I was so tired. I came home, managed to stay awake until 9:30 PM and then gave in and went to bed. I woke up, fully-rested and ready to go…
Yes, it was that wonderful time of year when that rare event happens and I end up heading to the theaters for a special screening of a Christopher Nolan film. The last time I did this was for the IMAX re-release of Interstellar (which is a perfect film for IMAX) and yesterday it was for a 70mm showing of The Odyssey, a film that film bros and internet-wannabes have been going into convulsions over for the last year.
Here is us now. Read to the end to find out your instructions.
I have the world’s worst sinuses.
Oh, hello! I’m currently in Florida, visiting Abbey and listening to the thunderstorms. But I’ve been housebound this week because I’m sick.
For years, I’ve gotten sinus infections because I believe the openings of my sinuses are so incredibly small that any little illness will simply shut them off and trap everything inside, which causes things to “fester” in my sinuses and makes me deathly ill. Of course, that may not actually be how sinuses work, but it is, in fact, how I think sinuses work, so that’s what I’m sticking with, because I have fifty-three years of experience with my own sinuses, so I think I have a pretty good idea for what’s going on with these glands or whatever they are on my face.
