Warning: Extremely obnoxious video. It’s funny because it’s true.

Last night, I spent the evening doing a few things with suno.ai. You see, some of you may or may not know this, but long ago, I used to write and record music. You’ll never get to hear any of this because the things that I wrote and recorded were tasteless and rude and made by someone who was, shall we say, less enlightened than the fully-formed man you see before you.