My name is Randall P. Girdner and I play Fortnite.

It’s tough for me to admit that, being a fifty-year old man. I mean, for real, I’m jumping on there and having a high-old time killing and being killed by nine-year olds. For the longest time, I felt shame for this. No one must know about the time I spend playing Fortnite! I must, as they say, keep it in the closet…

But I’m ready to admit it now. I’m ready to acknowledge that this is a fun game and that I enjoy playing it. I’m ready to tell the world that Fortnite has a lot of merit to it and that I am a proud player of this game at the age of fifty.