Long ago, I started this newsletter so that I could keep in touch with students over the years and today marks the first newsletter that my latest group of seniors will read.

You see, I have taught a LOT of kids in my 25+ years of teaching, and though those kids view me as a major inspiration in their lives because of A) My brilliant teaching, B) my magnetic personality, and C) my shocking good looks, most of the time those kids disappear off into the ether, never to be seen again. This is a problem for me, because I’ve spent a lot of time with these students, and if they ever make millions of dollars, I will not be able to cash in on their wealth. Remember, I only need $2.5 million to retire, people.

So, in today’s newsletter, I will post a few videos. Over the years, I’ve made some goofy movies with my students. Today’s newsletter is grab bag of material from over the years. Some of you will be mortally embarrassed by all of this. If that’s the case, then good!

NOTE: If you are IN one of these videos or know someone who is, forward this newsletter to them and have them get in contact with me. Some of you I’m in contact with, but the majority of students in these videos have no contact with me. Share! And don’t worry, most of these videos are privately listed, but even if they weren’t, you are no longer children and thus, I can post them here! LAWS BE DAMNED!