Ridiculous Opinions #193
Are you ready for…
It’s official! Book 2 of Maurice the Beaver is now live on Amazon.com!
THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CASUALS!
Are you a casual? Then this book is not for you. Maurice demands his fans be hardcore.
Once again, Maurice the Beaver and Tony the Rabbit explore their world and yours as they take a tour through the trials and tribulations of modern society.
Prepare to be offended. Prepare to have your “woke” credentials challenged. Prepare to feel vaguely angry at the musings of a beaver that does not always have the courage of his convictions. Popular on Reddit, Maurice the Beaver is Randall P. Girdner’s ode to himself and his hatred of others. Join him, will you?
BUY BOTH BOOKS AT AMAZON.COM!
BOOK ONE - MAURICE THE BEAVER: AMERICAN PATRIOT (PAPERBACK)
BOOK ONE - MAURICE THE BEAVER: AMERICAN PATRIOT (HARDBACK)
BOOK TWO - MAURICE THE BEAVER: THESE ARE NOT MY MONKEYS (EXPENSIVE COLOR VERSION)
BOOK TWO - MAURICE THE BEAVER: THESE ARE NOT MY MONKEYS (BLACK & WHITE CHEAPO VERSION)
Read more about Maurice’s exploits on Reddit & Instagram!
READ THE WHOLE SERIES ONLINE HERE!
FROM RANDALL FOR HIS DEAR READERS:
Look, dorks!
I’ve got a decent-sized readership with this newsletter. Yet though I could charge you all for these fine missives that I send to you every week, I do not. Why? Because I know that you wouldn’t pay. But this time…
YOU SHOULD PAY!
I work hard on these books that no one buys. So, the very least you could do is purchase one of them for CHEAP. I mean, seriously….$9.99? To support an artist? That’s NOTHING. (Yes, I do acknowledge that the color version is $29.99, but I can’t print anything in color cheaper).
So, get off your duffs and shell out a little cash so that I can make my $1.50 a book profit! Buy the new one! Buy the old one! Buy them both! Buy some for friends and family members who are as cranky as I am!
You want to see how good these cartoons are? Then check out these samples and then GO BUY THIS BOOK! DO IT NOW!
