Ridiculous Opinions #192

I’m all alone!
Well, I’m not actually alone. It’s just me and the cats, but the cats don’t really care about me until it’s food time, and then they meow at me constantly. After I feed them and they ignore me again.
Tracey has taken a fourteen-hour flight to Toronto to be with the girls, and much as I want to be there with them, lounging in that wonderful city in that wonderful country, I have chosen to forgo the long, uncomfortable journey and stick around here, where I am being hyper-productive and not leaving the house at all!
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